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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Giant ice dick off Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay.

Not a subtle bit of trolling, O Universe, but certainly sublime...
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
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Arnold Dorsey. He could have just been known by his birth name... Arnold Dorsey. How fucking high did he have to get to choose 'Engelbert Humperdinck'?
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In Louisville, the streets, "Penile" and "Manslick" intersect. 12 year old me wants to own the house that is at the intersection of Penile and Manslick.
 
 
Amazon man threw my parcels over a neighbours fence then marked down he had handed them to resident, what a douche.
 
"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?
 
Volpone said:
"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?
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Volpone said:
"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?
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My ups driver at work is one of those. I'd have no trouble unpacking her box.
 
 
I don't usually go in for 'remastered' songs, but...

 
 
Every time I hear or read, "Chicagoland" I think of a shitty, dilapidated theme park overrun with feral dogs.
 
 
Dr Dave said:
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To quote W.C. Fields: "I never drink water; fish fuck in it."
 
 
"Fourmidables"... ugh. That's just unfourgivable.
 
 
LepreCon happens in Ireland. LeperCon happens on the island of Molokai.
 
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