Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[The Question]

LepreCon happens in Ireland. LeperCon happens on the island of Molokai.

LeaperCon happens between 1955 and 1998, but the attendees never know where (or who) they are.

Bah-dum-tss.

 

[whisky]

Oh boy

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

Having a Spock-themed event, I'd be torn between VulCon and Spocktoberfest.

 

[whisky]

Get people to dress up as either old people or gold minors, call it live long and prospectors.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Having a Spock-themed event, I'd be torn between VulCon and Spocktoberfest.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Readin' the Old Testament. At what point did polygamy become bad? I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through and pretty much everyone has at least 2 wives.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But nobody had more than one husband. The patriarchy has always been so limited in its thinking...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tonight was the 750th episode of The Simpsons, so they tried to cram 750 characters into the opening segment...

 

[Volpone]

The Chief needs to smother "The Simpsons" with a pillow before escaping by throwing the fountain through the window.

 

[whisky]

Do you think theyll get to a thousand?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It'll go on until one of the voices of the family dies.

 

[whisky]

Unless it's Lisa she only does one voice.

If Homer dies it's game over.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I bet ol' JR Ewing spent a lot of time drinking out of it, too.

 

[Dr Dave]