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The Beer Hall Pooch said:
Weird. No, security here isn't gonna let some rando walk around keying into apartments. Like I said, one of the maintenance guys will come with him opening doors... and they have to give at least 24 hours notice so we can secure pets and valuables.

Yeah, sounds like your place sorta sucks.
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I meant that the Super would open the door if he was with him. They would never let the exterminator have a passkey, but it's kind of stupid if the super isn't with him, because if he knocks and I'm asleep, he'll assume no one's home and move on. Then I have to go thru it all over again in a month. Security-wise the place is good, and the building has decent people in it. Some people will leave their Amazon or UPS boxes in the lobby for days before retrieving them, but nobody swipes them.
 
The Beer Hall Pooch said:
The one who was a fully developed woman was Heather Major; that's Heather Thomas.

The cutesie, underfed one with horrid taste in men was Heather Minor; that's Heather Locklear.
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Oh I see. I only asked because I worked for a moving company in the early 90s and we moved Locklear from one house to another in LA, and my coworker collected some of her pubes from a toilet rim and had them encased them in lucite for posterity. I always thought they might have been Tommy Lee's pubes, but who knows.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Oh I see. I only asked because I worked for a moving company in the early 90s and we moved Locklear from one house to another in LA, and my coworker collected some of her pubes from a toilet rim and had them encased them in lucite for posterity. I always thought they might have been Tommy Lee's pubes, but who knows.
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That's so crazy it must be true.

You, sir, win the internet.
 
The Beer Hall Pooch said:
That's so crazy it must be true.

You, sir, win the internet.
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Oh unfortunately it's true alright. I have another one where we were at a bar in North Hollywood on another trip and ran across Melissa Gilbert in a bar called... The Web I think it was. She was drinking herself stupid and fell backward off her barstool and smacked her head on the floor, but the bar regulars there just picked her up and put her on a pool table and covered her with a blanket and just let her wake up when she did. I think Freddy Krueger was there, too.
 
Ah, the pink bikini poster that you'd try to win at the balloon-pop midway game. And the carny would tease you about it so you'd try to pretend you were trying to get the dirtbike poster next to it but missed. To be in your early teens again...
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Oh unfortunately it's true alright. I have another one where we were at a bar in North Hollywood on another trip and ran across Melissa Gilbert in a bar called... The Web I think it was. She was drinking herself stupid and fell backward off her barstool and smacked her head on the floor, but the bar regulars there just picked her up and put her on a pool table and covered her with a blanket and just let her wake up when she did. I think Freddy Krueger was there, too.
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I'll bet she's drinking heavily again now her husband has been indicted for child touching.
 
How is there not a horror movie about a Furbie?
 
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