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Where not to put a baby

97) In a pineapple under the sea.
 
98) In a mother's loving arms.
 
100 ) In society. Instead just bury that baby!
 
101) In the garbage disposal. The blades can't go through baby bones, you'll only make a mess of your sink.
 
103) in a pineapple under the sea
 
104 ) In a karma comment! Or do that would be a great place!
 
105) Inside Hungry Hungry Hippo
 
106) With the Bogeyman (he kills and eats babies.)
 
107) In a Kit Kat bar

(I'm waiting for their perennial Halloween ad with the spooky music and the doorbell to begin any day now)
 
108) in a manger
 
109) Under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade.
 
107) In a Kit Kat bar

(I'm waiting for their perennial Halloween ad with the spooky music and the doorbell to begin any day now)

110 ) Or under a kilt! That would just be wrong. Unless of course you were hiding it for a Syrian refugee!
 
111) In a room without a view.
 
112) in a lime green jello mold.
 
113) In a yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. A yellow submarine.
 
114) Inside Iron Man (without a baby car seat)
 
115) on the starship Enterprise
 
116) Anywhere where it has a view to a kill. Roger Moore would get upset.
 
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