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Where'd 'Gear go?

Yub's right Loktar, cept bout the sex toy; u need to threaten bankruptcy, offer .5cents to the dollar of everything u owe, settle the debt, keep ur cash & migrate.

And the floods in oz are normal, given these ones are esp huge; see how the houses are on stilts? When u see those kinda houses on a road trip, u keep driving.

I'm nerdy enough without have to buy nerd pants.
 
It's not. Australia is a little stricter about people coming over to live without having some sort of marketable skill. If you want to though, find a company that does business there and tell them you'd be willing to relocate. They like that.
 
I bet Gear's wife said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhhhhhh puleeeeeeeeeeeeeze"
And he said, "Sorry honey"
And she said, "Thats better"

And so he left.

Just Kidding.

Here is to Gear. He is allright people.
 
Thanks anyway, ILC. I value your opinion and advice.

Will I ever get my life straightened out?

Eventually, Someday.

Will it involve something as exciting as moving to Austrailia or California?

Doubtful.

Will I live to regret my decision not to pursue an awesome life opportunity?

Maybe. Who knows?
 
No regrets!

Hell, I was just thinking, "Hey my sister always said she wanted a 3rd roomate"

Fuck, we have no room here! Actually that is not true, we have room but only one bathroom. And the kitchen is terribly un organized.

If you could live anywhere you wanted to in the world or in the US where would you like to live?

If you could do anything you wanted to do-any job, money and knowledge not being an issue what would you do?

Or what could you see yourself doing?
 
1. Germany, Ireland, Japan, France, Canada...hard to pick just one.
2. Chef, actor, priest, teacher, doctor, astronaut, soldier, police officer.
 
1. Germany, Ireland, Japan, France, Canada...hard to pick just one.
May I ask why Germany? I mean, I like living here, it's my country and I feel relatively comfortable, but I can't really see the appeal of moving here from another country. What's wrong for you to live in the US, or did you leave that out by default?
2. Chef, actor, priest, teacher, doctor, astronaut, soldier, police officer.
Chef seems like a good and doable choice. In order to learn how to prepare food, you don't necessarily have to rely on someone to employ you, at least not in the beginning. You can start by cooking for your family and going to courses (I bet there are free courses you can attend, aren't there?).
 
May I ask why Germany? I mean, I like living here, it's my country and I feel relatively comfortable, but I can't really see the appeal of moving here from another country. What's wrong for you to live in the US, or did you leave that out by default?
Chef seems like a good and doable choice. In order to learn how to prepare food, you don't necessarily have to rely on someone to employ you, at least not in the beginning. You can start by cooking for your family and going to courses (I bet there are free courses you can attend, aren't there?).

He wants to wear lederhosen.
 
Why not? I'm totally tempting you. You'd probably find a job quicker, our welfare system is better, we have hot chickees everywhere and our economy isn't is the toilet. We have better health care. We have nicer beaches. Our peoples are friendlier. Our accent is cooler. You'd be an ocean away from your parents.

A strong offer to anyone, but you left out your continent's SURFEIT OF VENOMOUS FAUNA.
 
Good to have a kangaroo for protection against dingos.

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I'd move if I didn't have my son.

Seriously.

I LOVE the Bay Area, but the women here are all insane.
 
ROFL, I can just see the happy face of Dono's ex when she gets her son's Mother's Day card from Oz ...
 
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