Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Yub's right Loktar, cept bout the sex toy; u need to threaten bankruptcy, offer .5cents to the dollar of everything u owe, settle the debt, keep ur cash & migrate.
And the floods in oz are normal, given these ones are esp huge; see how the houses are on stilts? When u see those kinda houses on a road trip, u keep driving.
I'm nerdy enough without have to buy nerd pants.