Ishcabittle
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...the mice will play.
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while the cat's away...
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Ishcabittle
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So while the battle rages...
... we'll be burnin' pages.
... we'll be burnin' pages.
Ishcabittle
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And while kittin's drink beer...
... we'll have naught to fear.
... we'll have naught to fear.
Ishcabittle
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and as the puppy snores,
... i'll be rolling fours.
... i'll be rolling fours.
Ishcabittle
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my undies be rancid,
... tomorrow, shall I chance it?
... tomorrow, shall I chance it?
Ishcabittle
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I passed gas, right from my behind,
... but the pets, naw. They don't mind.
... but the pets, naw. They don't mind.
Ishcabittle
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who the fuck just emailed me?
... i'm trying to spam, can't you see, CAN'T YOU SEE?
... i'm trying to spam, can't you see, CAN'T YOU SEE?
Ishcabittle
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aww shit, that's just my cool ass boss.
... yeah, I'd tap that. YOU KNOW IT, HOSS!!
... yeah, I'd tap that. YOU KNOW IT, HOSS!!
Ishcabittle
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As far as I know, spam couplets are great.
... the further I go, the more I suck.
... the further I go, the more I suck.
Ishcabittle
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NAW, FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M DOIN' A'IGHT!
... WTF, SELF CRITICIZM, YOU WANNA FIGHT?
... WTF, SELF CRITICIZM, YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Ishcabittle
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Shit dog, I should really chill out.
... there's really no reason to fret or to pout.
... there's really no reason to fret or to pout.
Ishcabittle
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Maybe I should try that new game,
... you know, with that really big gun in the frame.
... you know, with that really big gun in the frame.
Ishcabittle
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Although sometimes those games can get quite bumpy,
... play too long, I could become some numpty.
... play too long, I could become some numpty.
Ishcabittle
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I want to shoutout to my fab Love Child,
... were we to meet, that shit wouldn't be mild.
... were we to meet, that shit wouldn't be mild.
Ishcabittle
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Goddamn, I've got to blow my nose,
... funny how that happens every time it snows.
... funny how that happens every time it snows.
Ishcabittle
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You've got your shit all outta wack,
... the pain, oh the pain, you want a snack, bitch?
... the pain, oh the pain, you want a snack, bitch?
Ishcabittle
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You're pretty sad, goddamn I dare say,
... all that's upstairs has half blown away.
... all that's upstairs has half blown away.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
You get in pretty deep while all the Brits sleep,
GO USA BE SPAMMY AND GHEY!!!
GO USA BE SPAMMY AND GHEY!!!
Ishcabittle
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Yo, chica, you want some up thrust,
... my rocket's so loaded the warhead shall bust.
... my rocket's so loaded the warhead shall bust.
Ishcabittle
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OMG LOL BONC OMG BONC LOL,
... DUDE I'M SO BAKED COULD YOU PASS ME THE BOWL?
... DUDE I'M SO BAKED COULD YOU PASS ME THE BOWL?