Ishcabittle
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On the subject of sorbet, I hear ya, believe me,
... Pinapple sorbet my wife makes and feeds me.
... Pinapple sorbet my wife makes and feeds me.
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while the cat's away...
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Ishcabittle
Well-known member
-1 POINT TO ISHCABITTLE FOR RHYMING "ME" WITH "ME".
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Your wife is a good girl, treat her well.
...WITH SORBET A PEARL NECKLACE WOULD GO QUITE WELL :shock:
...WITH SORBET A PEARL NECKLACE WOULD GO QUITE WELL :shock:
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
-1 POINT TO EGGS BENNEDICT FOR RHYMING "WELL" WITH "WELL".
40 ALL.
40 ALL.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
ACCORDING TO MARIO TENNIS 64
...40-ALL IS DEUCE YOU BIG TENNIS WHORE :bigass:
...40-ALL IS DEUCE YOU BIG TENNIS WHORE :bigass:
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
My wife is looking over my shoulder, shaking her head at my stupidity.
... But how can one explain teh spam when it flows so dern fluidly?
... But how can one explain teh spam when it flows so dern fluidly?
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
On Tennis I can but say only this,
... I think Gatorade tastes just like teh piss.
... I think Gatorade tastes just like teh piss.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Two more I think, just two more to go,
... I could do a bunch more but I'd need much more snow.
... I could do a bunch more but I'd need much more snow.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
When in the Aussie lands I munched vegamite,
... OH SHIT, BEST HURRY, 'TIS THE PENULTIMATE.
... OH SHIT, BEST HURRY, 'TIS THE PENULTIMATE.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
AND THE LAST COUPLET SHALL GO DOWN THUSLY,
... BUT I'LL DO SOME TOMORROW. ON THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME.
... BUT I'LL DO SOME TOMORROW. ON THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I didn't know that was the full version of it!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
GREEN TOAST AND SPAM - THERE SHOULD BE A SERIESE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like bacon, I like ham,
...PART OF ME DIED IN VIETNAM
...PART OF ME DIED IN VIETNAM
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Cold pizza is quite a treat,
... sausage and peppers, olives and meat.
... sausage and peppers, olives and meat.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If you don't have a soul, how can you be alive?
...BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU AND LOVES CHIVE
...BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU AND LOVES CHIVE
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Can we not talk about Ditka again, please?
... I'm asking real nice, I'm down on my knees.
... I'm asking real nice, I'm down on my knees.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If I was a dog and you were a flower,
...I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.
...I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Windows XP can suck on my chode,
... why doesn't it have a full-on porn mode?
... why doesn't it have a full-on porn mode?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Because Bill Gates ia nazi dictator,
...he had sex with a clone of the lord Darth Vader.
...he had sex with a clone of the lord Darth Vader.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Spock had his day, it's true Data was swell,
... but they had haircuts that looked like slices of hell.
... but they had haircuts that looked like slices of hell.