while the cat's away...

[Ishcabittle]

i'm no expert, but this bird is dead.

... would it be so bad if I bit off it's head?

(you know, for Ozzy. mad props, dude)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPAMMING IN VERSE LIKE A MAGIC GREEN ELF

...LOLSY BONC MEEP KILL MYSELF.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm no troll, and I don't like to boast,

... BUT IS ANYONE ELSE NOW HUNGRY FOR TOAST?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TOAST WITH SPREAD AND JAM WITH KEIRA

OR SPREAD AND JAM KEIRA AND TOAST HER REAR-A?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Boy am I bushed, quite tired I must say,

... I've got tons of good lube but no boys for TEH GHEY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Twinks are out clubbing and taking the E

...leaving spamming to losers like you and like me

 

[Ishcabittle]

Omlettes, sunny side, scrambled or not,

... so many ways to make the EGGS I have bought.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

... LEGS LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

What the hell is this fucking thing, my oh my,

... an Ishcabittle's naught but a cunning, sweet guy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

IF IT'S NOT A RHYME IT DOESN'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR POST TOTAL, EGGS!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I meant what I said and I said what I meant:

...EGGS IS DEAD SEXAH ONE HUNDRED PURRRCENT!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Flaming and trolling, words ripped asunder,

... I'd much rather be spamming, thank you, spamming down under.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF IT'S NOT A RHYME IT DOESN'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR POST TOTAL, EGGS!!!

: eggs: RHYMES WITH LEGS DINNIT??????????

 

[Ishcabittle]

UNDER MY BAWLS, THAT'S THE TAINT DON'T YOU SEE?

... TOUCH IT, SMELL IT!! TWITTER WITH GLEE!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

On Sundance Channel I'm watching Hairspray

...But the videos on LOGO are even more gay.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LIPS AND ASSHOLES, LIPS BUT YES ASSHOLES,

... THERE'S MORE TO HOT DOGS THAN COMPUUTER CONSOLES!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUNDLES OF GRUNDLES AND APPLES LOO LOO LOO

...TAINT NOBODY'S BIZNESS IF I DO!!1

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tofu, sweet tofu, when sweetened with sweetners,

... if there's a dame that can cook me some, I'd sure love to meet her!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lactose intolerance steers me to soy

...but Haagen-Daaz Chocolate Sorbet is a joy!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Some people rag on me 'cuz I got big pecs.

... at least I'm not shipside, swabbing a deck!

(ooooh... then he rips on the Navy outta left field!!! omg i did not see that coming!!)