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while the cat's away...

i'm no expert, but this bird is dead.

... would it be so bad if I bit off it's head?

(you know, for Ozzy. mad props, dude)
 
SPAMMING IN VERSE LIKE A MAGIC GREEN ELF

...LOLSY BONC MEEP KILL MYSELF.
 
I'm no troll, and I don't like to boast,

... BUT IS ANYONE ELSE NOW HUNGRY FOR TOAST?
 
TOAST WITH SPREAD AND JAM WITH KEIRA

OR SPREAD AND JAM KEIRA AND TOAST HER REAR-A?
 
Boy am I bushed, quite tired I must say,

... I've got tons of good lube but no boys for TEH GHEY.
 
Twinks are out clubbing and taking the E

...leaving spamming to losers like you and like me :(
 
Omlettes, sunny side, scrambled or not,

... so many ways to make the EGGS I have bought.
 
What the hell is this fucking thing, my oh my,

... an Ishcabittle's naught but a cunning, sweet guy.
 
IF IT'S NOT A RHYME IT DOESN'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR POST TOTAL, EGGS!!!
 
I meant what I said and I said what I meant:

...EGGS IS DEAD SEXAH ONE HUNDRED PURRRCENT!
 
Flaming and trolling, words ripped asunder,

... I'd much rather be spamming, thank you, spamming down under.
 
Ishcabittle said:
IF IT'S NOT A RHYME IT DOESN'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR POST TOTAL, EGGS!!!
Click to expand...

: eggs: RHYMES WITH LEGS DINNIT??????????
 
UNDER MY BAWLS, THAT'S THE TAINT DON'T YOU SEE?

... TOUCH IT, SMELL IT!! TWITTER WITH GLEE!!!
 
On Sundance Channel I'm watching Hairspray

...But the videos on LOGO are even more gay.
 
LIPS AND ASSHOLES, LIPS BUT YES ASSHOLES,

... THERE'S MORE TO HOT DOGS THAN COMPUUTER CONSOLES!!!
 
BUNDLES OF GRUNDLES AND APPLES LOO LOO LOO

...TAINT NOBODY'S BIZNESS IF I DO!!1
 
Tofu, sweet tofu, when sweetened with sweetners,

... if there's a dame that can cook me some, I'd sure love to meet her!
 
Lactose intolerance steers me to soy

...but Haagen-Daaz Chocolate Sorbet is a joy!
 
Some people rag on me 'cuz I got big pecs.

... at least I'm not shipside, swabbing a deck!

(ooooh... then he rips on the Navy outta left field!!! omg i did not see that coming!!)
 
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