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Who Can Find a Job First?

Mirah

Mirah

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Ok one of us has just become recently unemployed. A couple of us are already unemployed. Lets make it a contest and see who can find a job first.

We can start by keeping an accurate yet vague record of our daily activities to see where we can make improvements and win this contest.

Today:

6:45 Wake up call from friend
6:47 Make first phone call to unemployment
6:50 Go on line to sign up for unemployment
8:30 Done
8:45 Make Bed
9:00 Coffee
9:10 Shower
9:25 Pleasure self "That felt good. I needed that"
9:45 Get dressed, get a call from second friend and go on a walk
10:30 return
11:00 Breakfast
11:30-12:00 phone calls, emails
12:00 Look up jobs at Nintendo, Microsoft and Local areas
1:00 emptied dishwasher, fed the squirels started laundry
2:00 more phone calls, emails, phone calls emails
3:00 went pee a million times
4:00 phone calls, emails, social network sight
4:30 Done for the evening
 
Well then, thank you jackasshole this thread doesn't apply to you then. I mean, "Would you like fries with that?" I mean, "Which girl do you prefer sir?" I mean, "Magazines are in the rack to your left"
 
Absolutely! Dual wins! You know...Gonad did say something about wanting an assistant once. She could teach me big words she said.
 
Mirah said:
Ok one of us has just become recently unemployed. A couple of us are already unemployed. Lets make it a contest and see who can find a job first.

We can start by keeping an accurate yet vague record of our daily activities to see where we can make improvements and win this contest.

Today(and for the last 2+ weeks):

6:45 Wake up call from friend
6:47 Make first phone call to unemployment
6:50 Go on line to sign up for unemployment
8:30 Done
8:45 Make Bed
9:00 Coffee
9:10 Shower
9:25 Pleasure self "That felt good. I needed that"
9:45 Get dressed, get a call from second friend and go on a walk
10:30 return
11:00 Breakfast
11:30-12:00 phone calls, emails
12:00 Look up jobs at Nintendo, Microsoft and Local areas
1:00 emptied dishwasher, fed the squirels started laundry
2:00 more phone calls, emails, phone calls emails
3:00 went pee a million times
4:00 phone calls, emails, social network sight
4:30 Done for the evening
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Today:

2:00 PM Wake up. Go online, watch TV, hang out with friends in vain attempt to escape the reality of your unemployment, massive financial debt, and looming homelessness. Procrasinate.

Repeat for 2 weeks or more until your shitty life catches up with you.
 
Mirah said:
Well then, thank you jackasshole this thread doesn't apply to you then. I mean, "Would you like fries with that?" I mean, "Which girl do you prefer sir?" I mean, "Magazines are in the rack to your left"
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What are you wearing?
 
Today: Want to do nothing, attempt to procrastinate, annoy wife in process in attempt to slack off from doing anything remotely constructive. Work ensues. Currently building better furniture for the boys bedroom.
 
I'm sorry this happened, Mirah. <<<<<<<<<<BIG HUGZ>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure you'l be able to find something better.
 
Mirah said:
Ok one of us has just become recently unemployed. A couple of us are already unemployed. Lets make it a contest and see who can find a job first.

We can start by keeping an accurate yet vague record of our daily activities to see where we can make improvements and win this contest.

Today:

6:45 Wake up call from friend
6:47 Make first phone call to unemployment
6:50 Go on line to sign up for unemployment
8:30 Done
8:45 Make Bed
9:00 Coffee
9:10 Shower
9:25 Pleasure self "That felt good. I needed that"
9:45 Get dressed, get a call from second friend and go on a walk
10:30 return
11:00 Breakfast
11:30-12:00 phone calls, emails
12:00 Look up jobs at Nintendo, Microsoft and Local areas
1:00 emptied dishwasher, fed the squirels started laundry
2:00 more phone calls, emails, phone calls emails
3:00 went pee a million times
4:00 phone calls, emails, social network sight
4:30 Done for the evening
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ZOMFG U HAVE SQUIRRELS!!! PIX PIX PIX or it didn't happen ;)
 
Worked until 8pm...bed done, toybox done. They are rough as guts, but solid. I need better tools and materials, dammit.
 
Mirah said:
Ok one of us has just become recently unemployed. A couple of us are already unemployed. Lets make it a contest and see who can find a job first.

We can start by keeping an accurate yet vague record of our daily activities to see where we can make improvements and win this contest.

Today:

6:45 Wake up call from friend
6:47 Make first phone call to unemployment
6:50 Go on line to sign up for unemployment
8:30 Done
8:45 Make Bed
9:00 Coffee
9:10 Shower
9:25 Pleasure self "That felt good. I needed that"
9:45 Get dressed, get a call from second friend and go on a walk
10:30 return
11:00 Breakfast
11:30-12:00 phone calls, emails
12:00 Look up jobs at Nintendo, Microsoft and Local areas
1:00 emptied dishwasher, fed the squirels started laundry
2:00 more phone calls, emails, phone calls emails
3:00 went pee a million times
4:00 phone calls, emails, social network sight
4:30 Done for the evening
Click to expand...


Leo Bloom: So what time can you get here?
Ulla: Well, Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla excercise. From seven to eight Ulla take long shower. From eight to nine Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: ...Eleven.
Ulla: Good! Ulla will come at eleven!
Max Bialystock: [holding his head in his hands] Ulla will come at eleven...
Ulla: God dag min vannina!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: God dag min vannina... ninna...
Ulla: God bless America!
[Ulla leaves]
Max Bialystock: God bless Sweden!
 
I saw two signs in a gas station. One said "HELP WANTED", the other said "SELF-SERVICE".

So I went in and hired myself.

I made myself the boss.

I took all the money and I left.
 
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