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Who should present Countdown now that Des Lynam has quit?

A few years ago I definitely would have but she is looking a bit ropey...now it's only 99% definite.
 
I never would have, to be honest. She's just too old and uninteresting.
 
What about Lorraine Kelly?
 
Too old and whining and "a nightmare" to work with.


Total bitch, says News of the World!

Five ***** crack whore - The Sport

Distinctly average tits - Simon Cowell, The Guardian
 
I WANT TO SEE DR PHLOX'S OPINIONS ON THIS THREAD.
 
Uh.. I just realised I have a report to finish for school...
 
A SEX REPORT?
 
WOOMG DES LYNAM!!! MAJOR RAKAL CAN TAKE OVER WITH LEVI MURRAY IN DICTIONARY CORNER HE'S A FANTASTIC SPELLING TYPE PERSON
 
Hey, Dr. Phlox! Long time no see. Didn't your av used to be a guy dressed as a penis?
 
USED 2?
 
Murrey Walker FTW!
 
AT LAST. THE CIRCLE IS NOW GAY.
 
Damn.. looks like I missed Dr.Phlox.
 
Shucks
 
MISSED OPPORTUNITY
 
I didn't eve hear it knock
 
I didn't knock Eva Longoria so you can fuck off with your unfounded delusional jiggery pokery accusations!!
 
Evangeline Lilly should host it.
 
With or without the hobbit and Hetty Wainthrop?
 
With Sawyer in Dictionary corner but he doesn't have his glasses so he can't read and he pulls out a gun and shoots the dictionary in anger.
 
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