Who should present Countdown now that Des Lynam has quit?

[CaptainWacky]

A few years ago I definitely would have but she is looking a bit ropey...now it's only 99% definite.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I never would have, to be honest. She's just too old and uninteresting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Lorraine Kelly?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Too old and whining and "a nightmare" to work with.


Total bitch, says News of the World!

Five ***** crack whore - The Sport

Distinctly average tits - Simon Cowell, The Guardian

 

[Gagh]

I WANT TO SEE DR PHLOX'S OPINIONS ON THIS THREAD.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Uh.. I just realised I have a report to finish for school...

 

[CaptainWacky]

A SEX REPORT?

 

[Dr. Phlox]

WOOMG DES LYNAM!!! MAJOR RAKAL CAN TAKE OVER WITH LEVI MURRAY IN DICTIONARY CORNER HE'S A FANTASTIC SPELLING TYPE PERSON

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey, Dr. Phlox! Long time no see. Didn't your av used to be a guy dressed as a penis?

 

[Dr. Phlox]

USED 2?

 

[whisky]

Murrey Walker FTW!

 

[Gagh]

AT LAST. THE CIRCLE IS NOW GAY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Damn.. looks like I missed Dr.Phlox.

 

[Conchaga]

Shucks

 

[CaptainWacky]

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

 

[Conchaga]

I didn't eve hear it knock

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I didn't knock Eva Longoria so you can fuck off with your unfounded delusional jiggery pokery accusations!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Evangeline Lilly should host it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

With or without the hobbit and Hetty Wainthrop?

 

[CaptainWacky]

With Sawyer in Dictionary corner but he doesn't have his glasses so he can't read and he pulls out a gun and shoots the dictionary in anger.