Who should present Countdown now that Des Lynam has quit?

[Fuddlemiff]

It'd be funnier if he wore those funny glasses he had. You know, the ones that were made from two different pairs because none were right and then suddenly when he lost them he found a new pair that was JUST RIGHT

Coincidence?

The ISLAND wanted him to find them!!

Careful analysis of the pilot episode shows them CLEARLY appearing in Jack's flashback in the airport!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Did someone mention fucking hobbits? What's this about, then?

 

[Conchaga]

I'd fuck sam.