Who's actually hoping Fed-Ex sells the tape?

[CaptainWacky]

maybeit'savideoofherpostinginthemfwithoutleavingspaceslol

 

[Cassie]

maybe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe the software added a space to my post so it wouldn't stretch the thread

 

[Cassie]

the software is evil!

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[FBI parte due]

I honestly can't see myself voluntarily viewing a sex tape that involves K-Fed in any way, shape, or form.

 

[Cassie]

not even for the monkey sex?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I honestly can't see myself voluntarily viewing a sex tape that involves K-Fed in any way, shape, or form.

what if his shape was contorted and his form was dead?

 

[FBI parte due]

Snuff film? Hmm...

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if David Gest was in it?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And Tarzan Nazi Boyd.

 

[Cassie]

and bears

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This thread was filmed before a live studio audience.

 

[Cassie]

*country club laughter*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Co-starring Rob Reiner and Sally Struthers.

They're quite fat.

 

[Cassie]

Narrated by William Shatner.

He's just in it for the monkey sex.

 

[Henoch]

People who are disgraced in the public eye interest me...as do their innability to stay thin...without drugs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's interesting how close together "quite fit" and "quite fat" really are...

...interesting indeed...

*burp*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Narrated by William Shatner.

He's just in it for the monkey sex.

Everytime William Shatner has arse sex with monkeys, I get a raging erection, like a flagpole.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You should see his new game show, that will cure the erection in record time.

 

[Cassie]

JUST SAY NO TO GAME SHOWS, OK?

I watched about 10 minutes of it just so I could see The Shat, but I hate game shows so even he wasn't enough to make me watch it the whole way through.