Who's actually hoping Fed-Ex sells the tape?

[Henoch]

William Shatner should have been dead 17 years ago. His innability to remain thin bothers me to no end!! To be fat & goofy is NOT to really live IMO!!

 

[Cassie]

I'd still have dirty monkey sex with him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His inner thighs are probably embarrassingly red from all the horseback riding.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's started saying again that he'll be in the new Trek movie. The Shat's actually making me excited about trek once more.

 

[Cassie]

He just makes me excited

 

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The next Trek movie will just be William Shatner standing in front of a brick wall saying "DENNY CRANE!" over and over.

 

[Loktar]

JUST SAY NO TO GAME SHOWS, OK?

I watched about 10 minutes of it just so I could see The Shat, but I hate game shows so even he wasn't enough to make me watch it the whole way through.

I used to like watching game shows. Deal or No Deal cured me of that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to like.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

BUT WHAT ABOUT A.W.E.S.O.M.-O??????

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I watch Deal or No Deal. And yes, I'm ashamed.

 

[Cassie]

NOOOOOOO!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOOOOOOOOooooojnsl

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SQUEAL OR NO SQUEAL Howie says to the interns

 

[Cassie]

Someone should smack Howie around a little.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Howie should smack K-Fed with a rubber chicken.

Then they should both smack Britney.

Then they should all get on a plane with no landing gear or parachutes.

 

[Cassie]

MAKE IT SO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAST LOL

 

[Cassie]

Ducks lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hehe, ducks. Always make me smile.