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**Who's Gonna Win?**

We seem to be stuck with professional liars for presidents the last few go-rounds. Best we can hope is that the next one is at least good at it.
 
SuN said:
Say hai to ur new president ;)

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I will join the KKK first.
 
Then what?

As far as I can tell, Obama can lose OH, VA, FL, and NC and still win. IMO the key states this year are NV, NM, and CO. If Obama were to lose the states I named in the former along with CO, it would be an electoral tie.

I think that Obama will win this election, but I will refrain from voting in this poll until Monday. Which means you have until Jan 20 to join the KKK. If I were you I'd join the Aryan nation instead, since it is geographically closer. Of course it doesn't matter for your specific purposes since, as The Saint kindly pointed out, those organizations are far more concerned about Mexicans right now. If I were them I'd be concerned about some other ethncities too. PM me and I'll fill you in on some exciting trends in the sciences.
 
The two reasons Obama will win:

1. McCain is an absolute fucking moron, and Sarah Palin is soo cartoonishly stupid it's hard to believe she isn't intentionally acting stupid; and Obama is not McCain.

2. Obama is black... ish. The only way the Democrats could have done any better job at playing the novelty card is if they'd put Nichelle Nichols on the ticket.
 
What I want to know, is if Mc Cain is so damn experienced, why the fuck did he release Palin so early!!
He should have shortened her potential for PR damage, not increased it.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If someone was gonna shoot him, wouldn't they have done it by now? Especially since he's been leading in most polls for, oh, 2 months? The real whackjobs wouldn't have the patience to wait until Election Day. They wouldn't want history to know that America would elect a (sort of) black man.

Whitey just isn't that upset over it, it seems: White People Confound GOP By Only Hating Mexicans
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Hell no. There's no glory in shooting a presidential candidate. The people with the skill to shoot and kill Obama are at least civil enough to wait until they're sure he's going to ruin our great nation and turn it into Canada Jr.
 
So they wait until he gets a few policies made into law before pulling the trigger?

How thoughtful!

p.s. Canada Jr. sounds just fine with me (with some tweaks here and there of course).
 
The stonecutters will decide the election.

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do
 
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