Why are girls so short?

[CaptainWacky]

Are they just lazy?

 

[The Tomtrek]

SO WE CAN LOOK DOWN THIER TOPS LOL MEN LIKES BREASTS GRRR I AM A MAN LOL

 

[Ilyanna]

We're short because we always tend to stand in the way and way back in the time of dangerous animals and caves and stuff, a woman who stood between a man and a sabretooth-tiger blocking said man's view would be dead meat quite literally so large women kinda went the way of the dodo and only the short women survived.

 

[Cassie]

So you can use the top of our head as an arm rest, or convenient table.

 

[Dr Dave]

That makes sense!

 

[headvoid]

it's intentional, so we underestimate them.

Then they move in for the kill.

 

[jack]

The most common pairing we hear about is pocket-size girls getting it on with basketball-tall men. The story recommends something akin to Cosmo's Amazing Butterfly, where the woman lies on her back on an elevated surface (like a table) while he stands in a fixed position.

 

[tiff_7_17]

I'm tall.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT AS TALL AS ANDRE THE GIANT

 

[tiff_7_17]

True...but, how do you know?

 

[Mirah]

I am 5'9". I used to try to date men taller than me. Recently I have been dating men a little bit shorter than me and I don't care.

And jack: Totally the best position ever. (Huge bathroom counter at work with mirror behind me)

(nothing to do with why I am not there any more)

 

[Trigger Fox]

THE REASON WHY THAT GIRLS ARE SHORT IS THAT SO THEY DONT HAVE TO BEND THERE KNEES TO SUCK A COCK!!!

SAVES THEM FROM ACHY KNEES WHEN GIRLS GET OLD IN TIME!!