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Why are girls so short?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Are they just lazy?
 
SO WE CAN LOOK DOWN THIER TOPS LOL MEN LIKES BREASTS GRRR I AM A MAN LOL
 
We're short because we always tend to stand in the way and way back in the time of dangerous animals and caves and stuff, a woman who stood between a man and a sabretooth-tiger blocking said man's view would be dead meat quite literally so large women kinda went the way of the dodo and only the short women survived.
 
So you can use the top of our head as an arm rest, or convenient table.
 
That makes sense!
 
it's intentional, so we underestimate them.

Then they move in for the kill.
 
The most common pairing we hear about is pocket-size girls getting it on with basketball-tall men. The story recommends something akin to Cosmo's Amazing Butterfly, where the woman lies on her back on an elevated surface (like a table) while he stands in a fixed position.
 
I'm tall.
 
NOT AS TALL AS ANDRE THE GIANT
 
True...but, how do you know?
 
I am 5'9". I used to try to date men taller than me. Recently I have been dating men a little bit shorter than me and I don't care.

And jack: Totally the best position ever. (Huge bathroom counter at work with mirror behind me)

(nothing to do with why I am not there any more)
 
THE REASON WHY THAT GIRLS ARE SHORT IS THAT SO THEY DONT HAVE TO BEND THERE KNEES TO SUCK A COCK!!!

SAVES THEM FROM ACHY KNEES WHEN GIRLS GET OLD IN TIME!!
 
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