WHy be healthy?

[Cranky Bastard]

... and a lid to cover the stink...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Leave PBS alone! Ugly people deserve to be on TV too!

 

[Cassie]

I like some PBS stuff, but they only put the really good stuff on when they're mooching for money, grrr. I enjoyed the Joseph Campbell stuff a lot, almost enough to send them a dollar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who says I'm joking? Death will take us all anyway.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

That's right. No one gets out alive.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky once said "Our natural state is to be dead", it's the truest statment I've ever heard.

 

[Loktar]

A wise weird man once said " I'll be mellow when I'm dead"

 

[CaptainWacky]

You won't BE though.

 

[Loktar]

why not?

 

[jack]

You might live longer but who cares? Do you think if you live until 95 you get a special cake or something?

If you have sex just 2.3 times a week (like I do for example) the difference between 65 and 95 is 3900 sexual opportunities.

I'd stick around to get laid 4000 times.

 

[Loktar]

Old sex is gross.

 

[CaptainWacky]

not for a jedi

 

[Loktar]

not for a jedi

I don't think even jedis have that strong a stomach.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yoda does

 

[jack]

I bet Yoda still gets some.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Yoda puts out all the effort in bed.

 

[curiousa2z]

Is anything safe to eat, wear, use, say or think anymore?

*smirk*

Now Eggsy, you might wanna reconsider ....

read that over again, emphasize the word "eat".

know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Loktar]

I bet Yoda still gets some.

Do or Do Not, there is no try....fuck that I got some Viagra!

When 900 years old you reach, wang will fall off it will.

 

[Cassie]

Loktar if you don't hurry up, old sex is all your gonna have left.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Pfff. Buy a rubber doll. Better that than hitching up with some psycho-chick who spends all your money and is a dead screw.

Wait for the better stuff.