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Why can't women play tennis for as long as men?

Unless your pillz has Cassie Nipples On Them, I don't want Them!
 
I'm not sure what they have in them... its called a grab bag for a reason.
 
Cassie said:
WE'VE HAD ALL WE CAN TAKE WE CAN'T TAKE NO MORE. DIE DIE DIE.. (but could you get me a chocolate bar from the store first?)
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No.

*wolfs down his last chocolate bar*
 
*hands Cassie chocolate pillzlol*
 
Clearly, these fine TK Ladies are in dire need of some Saintly Cawk OMG :shock: :bigass:
 
Are women made out of female atoms?
 
No, they are made of Horny Atoms, same as us fellas. They've just got an extra TITS chromosome.
 
Did men evolve from bit manly gorillas and women from little girly chimps?
 
No, men evolved from little chimps (with gigantical penids) and women evolved from emus
 
Women can't play tennis for as long as men because their breasts keep getting caught in the net when they rush up there, and that makes them tired and distracted having to extricate them several times during a match.
 
^^Do such women have "tendril titties"?
 
YES male tennis players will ONLY sleep with tendril titted women.
 
It's all about genetics.
 
GeneTITS.
 
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