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Why didn't Yoda just say "Leia is your sister"...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Instead of "there...is...an...other...Sky...Walker...URRRRRGH!" then DYING!? Lucky Obi-Wan's ghost was there to clarify that it was Leia right afterwards!

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Yoda wanted them to have sex.
 
He probably couldn't remember her name, hell half the time he probably couldn't remember his.
 
Yoda was so freaking baked half the time, what do you expect.
 
It would have been funny if he'd said "there...is...an...other...Sky...walker...and I know Chewbacca! Helped me out once, great guy!" then died.
 
I wounder if he force humped trees.
 
Yoda was green imo.
 
Yoda liked to do the whole 'wise mysterious guru' thing in order to keep hot young blonde Jedi wannabees hanging around his cave.
 
Because Yoda was a cunt who liked nothing better than to wind people up and create confusion. (he'd have made a good troll)

Isn't the real question: why didn't he say, "An...other...Sky...Walker...there...is...URRRRRGH !

Why did he break the habit of a lifetime, and put the subject of the verb before the verb, instead of after it? WHY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
 
I had never thought of that before, it's a good damn question. Sick little midget.
 
He wanted to create an inbred force baby!
 
I suspect he wanted them to fuck.
 
And well you should not.
 
When have Frank Oz hand up your arse you have, look as good you will not.
 
Did you know that they digitally inserted Frank Oz's hand up the ass of the CGI Yoda in episodes 2 and 3? No, you didn't.
 
"Show us on the Yoda doll where Frank Oz put his hand, little girl."
 
*points to ears*
 
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