Why didn't Yoda just say "Leia is your sister"...

[CaptainWacky]

Instead of "there...is...an...other...Sky...Walker...URRRRRGH!" then DYING!? Lucky Obi-Wan's ghost was there to clarify that it was Leia right afterwards!

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[Cassie]

Yoda wanted them to have sex.

 

[whisky]

He probably couldn't remember her name, hell half the time he probably couldn't remember his.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yoda was so freaking baked half the time, what do you expect.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would have been funny if he'd said "there...is...an...other...Sky...walker...and I know Chewbacca! Helped me out once, great guy!" then died.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Dirty green perv!

 

[Dr Dave]

I wounder if he force humped trees.

 

[Henoch]

Yoda was green imo.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yoda liked to do the whole 'wise mysterious guru' thing in order to keep hot young blonde Jedi wannabees hanging around his cave.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Because Yoda was a cunt who liked nothing better than to wind people up and create confusion. (he'd have made a good troll)

Isn't the real question: why didn't he say, "An...other...Sky...Walker...there...is...URRRRRGH !

Why did he break the habit of a lifetime, and put the subject of the verb before the verb, instead of after it? WHY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

 

[Laker_Girl]

I had never thought of that before, it's a good damn question. Sick little midget.

 

[The Dork Lord]

He wanted to create an inbred force baby!

 

[Dr Dave]

I suspect he wanted them to fuck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And well you should not.

 

[whisky]

When have Frank Oz hand up your arse you have, look as good you will not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you know that they digitally inserted Frank Oz's hand up the ass of the CGI Yoda in episodes 2 and 3? No, you didn't.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Show us on the Yoda doll where Frank Oz put his hand, little girl."

 

[CaptainWacky]

*points to ears*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Molested I've been!