Why do elves wear rubber pants?

[Conchaga]

No, I wanted Tisi to lick my fingers after they've been in (insert gratuitous comment here)

 

[Loktar]

I just want to lick her titties and pussy. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, well then...

crawls over and gently takes Conchaga's fingers in her mouth, keeping her eyes on his as she slowly sucks each one of them clean

 

[Loktar]

Oh, well then...

crawls over and gently takes Conchaga's fingers in her mouth, keeping her eyes on his as she slowly sucks each one of them clean

I guess I was greedy.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Nah. You just have to ask in the correct manner.

 

[Conchaga]

The correct manner would be telling tis to bend over the sofa, spread her ass, and let you drive your tongue into her little pussy.

 

[Tisiphone]

Bends over sofa.

 

[Conchaga]

There ya go Loktar. Have fun.

 

[Loktar]

Bends over sofa.

*inserts tongue into pussy, licks away*

 

[Gagh]

Use MSN if you want to cyber.

 

[Loktar]

Missionary Sex Naked?

 

[headvoid]

eLVES WEAR RUBBER PANTS TO COVER UP THE MASSIVE RAPE HOLES

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT FROM A JEDI

 

[Conchaga]

JEdis don't rape rubber panted evles

 

[Tisiphone]

They rape leprechauns in gold macrame.

 

[Conchaga]

but, in that case they're not using the force, they're just using force.

 

[Tisiphone]

I am your father's brother's nephew's college roommate.

 

[Conchaga]

HOT TOO HOT!!

 

[Tisiphone]

And I see your Swartz is as big as mine!

 

[Conchaga]

12345? That's the type of combination a moron would have on his luggage.