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WHY do they insist on talking about Eurovision every year like anyone gives a shit?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

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THEY DON'T fuck off and getting Andre Cunt Webber invovled makes it worse NOT BETTER FUCKING BBC and I hate to tell you this but the song is still shite and will do poorly okay the girl can sing but it's sitll just a boring dirge and not all punchy and unique like Eurovision should be REMEMBER ABBA THEY WERE COOL and Graham Cockon isn't a good replace for Wogan but at least it's not John Barrowman eh chaps?
 
When I heard they'd got Lloyd Leatherface to write the song I thought we were in there, but it's rubbish, just the same line over and over. Blah.

She is very good, though. I hope she does well even though I don't find Eurovision entertaining even in an "ironic" sense anymore.
 
Eastern Europe will just vote for eachother again and make the whole thing even more of a mockery than ever.
 
THey should change it to the Eurovision BONG contest where every county makes a bong and tries to out and by the end it doesn't matter who wins because everyone will be stoned as fuuuuccckkkkkkk
 
CaptainWacky said:
THEY DON'T fuck off and getting Andre Cunt Webber invovled makes it worse NOT BETTER FUCKING BBC and I hate to tell you this but the song is still shite and will do poorly okay the girl can sing but it's sitll just a boring dirge and not all punchy and unique like Eurovision should be REMEMBER ABBA THEY WERE COOL and Graham Cockon isn't a good replace for Wogan but at least it's not John Barrowman eh chaps?
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I've no idea. I hate it - I only wish they would install random explosive panels on the stage, so every act that happens to wander onto one, is instantly scattered over a wide area.

Or somebody just machine guns Fearne Cotton in the face.
 
Is it still around because a lot of old people secretly hope that it will someday resemble the music festival at the end of The Sound of Music, and Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer will arrive and sing "TEA WITH JAM AND BREAD JAM AND BREAD" and make people feel cuddly and warm and forget about the Nazis in the wings?
 
It's a contest where pop stars sing songs about wrestlers, while wearing banana hammocks.
 
A few weren't bad this year, but it sounds like Norway will win even though their song's lyrics were in seriously broken English.
 
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