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WHY DOES LOKTAR HAVE ME ON IGNORE?

Maybe I will start calling you "Flame Retardant" instead of "Mentally Retarded."

But I doubt it.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I hate Shatna but I still love him and want to be just like him and don't really hate him at all anyway it's just a running joke I have with myself which he never even played along with AND I HATE HIM FOR IT but not really.
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I can never keep up! :D

Me an' Jethro hate each other too, only we don't, but nothing ever comes of it. :(
 
Yep. I am looking forward to the day we can face off across the bar table and shoot spitwads at each other.
 
Also, wedgies.
 
I don't know what that is.

Is it a gay thing?
 
You hold a guy down and start rapid-fire slapping his stomach until it glows red, an stings like a muthafucka.
 
Sounds like it would be more fun if you did it to a girl.
 
indeed
 
Slapping someone till they cry is a girl thing?
 
My wife does it, so yeah.
 
Doesn't EVERYONE start off hating Jethro or being hated by Jethro then make freinds with him? I'm sure I didn't.
 
Yes, you did. I hated you most of all.
 
Loktar said:
No. Please disregard anything bad I might have said about you. Gagh too for that matter. I was a foolish old fool who lashed out at you, Eggs, and Gagh when the person I was really pissed off at was Jethro, and myself for getting pissed off in the first place. Keep up the funny and may you never really kill yourself.

Took you, Gagh, and Jethro off ignore. The MF threads just didn't seem as exciting when I couldn't see you guy's posts.
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Oh - that's good of you, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders, and my life once again, is complete.
 
Here's what happened.

Jethro and I were struggling on the train tracks. Blows thrown again and again, we staggered against each other, asking neither quarter nor mercy, yielding not to the other.

Then we heard the train whistle.

I glanced quickly at the sound. There, far down the tracks, was an approaching train. My blood went cold at the sight. Jethro was blind, his glasses fogged with sweat, and he continued to punch and kick as if he hadn't seen anything. He swung his leg at mine, trying to knock me off balance. I cursed at him. "You fool!" I yelled. "Look around you! If we don't help each other, we'll die!"

"Good!" snarled Jethro, his beard thick with blood. "Then that's the way it shall be!"

Irritated, I shook my head, glancing quickly at the bright light of the train as it grew closer. Jethro's massive weight made him too heavy for me to pick him up, so I put everything I had into shoving him back. He staggered, flailing, his knuckles white as he gripped his bible. I gave his belly a kick, then leapt upon him as he tumbled to his back. The Midnight Special roared angrily by, just inches from our struggling bodies.

As the train whistle grew faint in the distance, I rose to my feet wobbily, wiping my brow with the sleeve of my leather jacket. Jethro lay on his back, glaring up at me. I shook my head again and laughed.

"Do you yield?" I asked. Jethro chewed on his mustache, thinking this over. Finally he nodded and reached out his hand. I gripped it and pulled him to his feet, meeting his gaze of reluctant respect with one of my own. I laughed again as Jethro farted. Several times. He allowed the farts to seep into the air, then turned away and limped toward his unicycle, which had toppled to the dirt during our fight.

"Come on," he muttered. "I'll give you a ride."
 
Ah, just like Agent Smith and Neo.
 
Also that Groundhog Day movie everybody hates.
 
YEah, that Groundhog Day movie I love but you thought I was being sarcastic about and now everytime I try to correct you so that you know I really do like it you think I'm being DOUBLY sarcastic. Kind of like that. But with an unicycle and, WAIT, WHERE WAS SHATNA SITTING!?
 
Gagh said:
Oh - that's good of you, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders, and my life once again, is complete.
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Ah, still find time to drop by and make those oh so witty sarcastic comments, I see.

Whats the matter the life you got not working out so well? Well BOO-FUCKIN'-HOO!

If you don't like what I post, put me on ignore. Or is your life so boring and empty you need me around to bully and whine about what I post?
 
CaptainWacky said:
YEah, that Groundhog Day movie I love but you thought I was being sarcastic about and now everytime I try to correct you so that you know I really do like it you think I'm being DOUBLY sarcastic. Kind of like that. But with an unicycle and, WAIT, WHERE WAS SHATNA SITTING!?
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cant stop laughing
 
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