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Why NOT have your brain perserved when you die?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yes, it's VERY UNLIKELY that in the future they'll be able to resurrect you with a ROBOT BODY, but still you MAY AS WELL have your brain pickled in a big jar JUST IN CASE. I know I will.
 
I'm getting a robot body with a built stereo! and pop out finger power tools!
 
what if rotten kids throw stones at the jar? :(
 
or the cat sticks its paw in to see if there's something worth snacking on?
 
I can't see this ending well. :(
 
I don't want to come back.
 
I cant say I do either.
 
Would be nice to have the option though
 
Only if I get to have superpowers when I come back.
 
I'm too afraid of being rendered a retard by improper storage.

They'll resurrect me and be all like OMG ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE PAST WERE STUPID which would be true but NOT LIKE THEY THINK.
 
Teddy Williams will come back in a robot body designed by Japanese baseball playas and he will hit .400 again and give a big robot finger tto the crowd. Then they will bring his son back but they will give him a human body but with leukemia and he will get to suffer it again for being such a puddknocker who turned pop into a popsickle and making him sign shit til he croaked just for dough and he'll die awful again and they'll put him on ice and bring him back in another cancerbody and they will keep doing this until god is satisfied
 
I'm going to perserve all your brains whether you like it or not.

(Assuming you all die before me. Let's hope so!)
 
Does noone remember cold lazerus?
 
Nope.
 
Only the rich can afford to have their heads frozen/preserved. Poor people will just have to remain dead forever. It's sad, but that's the way God insisted it had to be.
 
I want my brain uploaded online so I can spam TK 4EVA!
 
The Dork Lord said:
I want my brain uploaded online so I can spam TK 4EVA!


It must be nice to have a goal.
 
BEEP BEEP
 
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