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Why NOT have your brain perserved when you die?

Ewoks were bears specially bred for the movie.

Unforntunately, they had to be culled immediately when filming ended. :(
 
Ewok pelts available on ebay?
 
I will donate my body to science.

I want a hot pre-med student to handle my coccyx.
 
Wacky is half right. Everyone knows Ewoks can't be killed with conventional weapons.
 
EWOKS, EWOKS WITH BRAINS, EWOKS
 
Ewoks can be killed with magic.
 
AND WACKY'S AXE (IT HAS A MAGIC ALL ITS OWN)
 
I don't think the axes of the Dwarves had any magical power, but maybe Gandalf could do a FUCKING SPELL on it.
 
Gremlins ARE magical, see? If you get em wet you got 10,000 of em real quick.
 
It's biology.
 
Gremlins would get thier asses kicked by Ewoks. I would enjoy seeing a Wicket/Spike fight tho.
 
Let us agree to disagree.
 
We can agree that they all can beat Ryan Seacrest to a bloody pulp.
 
The Ewoks beat the stormtroopers but only because they had help from Chewbacca.
 
Chewie always liked to give away the credit for his deeds.
 
HE DIDN'T GET A MEDAL LOL
 
Actually he did, but it was chocolate. He got hair all over it.
 
Critters was just on and it got me to thinking, who would win? Critters, gremlins of wookiees?
 
Lucas and Speilberg would win. They'd figure out a way to muscle out the Critters guy from getting any residuals.
 
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