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Why would someone wank in a moterway service station?

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Do people really think, damn this has been a long drive, I'll just pull off here, hmm pull off, there's a thought!

In case you are wondering how I knew, the shadows on the floor in the cubical left very little doubt.
 
It is one of life's unsolved mysteries.
Pretty nasty place to want to expose your family jewels for very long, IMHO.
 
Well, sometimes the signs can be very suggestive. Like in Western PA, wher you have to go through Blue Balls to get to Intercourse. You'd want to stop in Bird-in-Hand as well!

(all actual town names in Pennsylvania)
 
Maybe they'd just seen Emma and Anna driving down the motorway together, holding hands and kissing? You'd need an immediate wank too!
 
A moterway is a high speed, multi lane road that cuts accross the country, in theory you can drive at speeds of 70+ miles an hour all the way to your destination, but since the roads cut across the middle of nowhere, there is literally nowhere to go if you need food or a toilet, so every 50 miles or so there is a service station, which usually has shops, resteraunts, toilets and a motel.

Typically everything costs twice as much there, because you literarly have nowhere else to go if you want something.
 
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