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William knocked Kate up!

When I heard the prank call on the news I thought "oh come on, how can anyone have been fooled by that?" and laughed at the people calling for the Australians to be arrested for treason.

It's a pretty bizarre turn. Surely she must have had some other problems to kill herself (if that's what happened) rather than it just being about this?
 
It wasn't even her that gave medical information, she just answered the phone and passed it to someone else.
 
I once called 999 an said I had a fire in my pants that needed attending to.

I was 13 years old. ( which is about the same mental age as an Australian DJ.)

I don't think I can be held responsible.
 
It's incredibly sad. Yeah, you would think she must have had other problems, but we don't know what kind of impact it has on you to think the whole world is laughing at you, saying you're a gullible moron and questioning what else you've fucked up over the course of your career.

Kate Middleton must think she's cursed. Weds a prince, the world looks at her sisters bum. Goes on holiday, the world looks at her tits. Gets pregnant, nurse kills herself. Wtf is she giving birth to? Damien?
 
She is the Royal equivalent of "Bad Luck Brian"
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I suppose it's nice really. Am I being a curmudgeon? I don't know... just seems like there are loads more important things to talk about and we've got 7 months of this to go (the BBC's Royal Stalking Correspondent Nicolas Witchell says she's had the bun in the oven for 2 months now).

You're not.
 
Then the notion is even sillier that she'd kill herself over a prank and that the DJs should be blamed for her death.

It is. All we know is her name, the fact she's married with two kids, and the fact she answered the phone due to the secretary not being there. I don't even know how old she was. The ink hasn't even dried on the coroner's report yet - and the Nursing Chief Executive is quick to blame the prank call.

Jury's out on my part until they can confirm whether it was suicide or just an unfortunate coincidence.
 
You'd think she'd have developed thicker skin by 46. It's a fucking prank phone call, not a breach in national security.
 
It's not the call itself. Besides the international notoriety and probable harassment from people in 3 or 4 countries, she probably was one of those types who was REALLY in love with the monarchy, and the thought of being known as the one who helped prank poor Kate in her delicate condition...

Sometimes when faced with the thought, "This is your life from now on," some people don't need to be psychotic to decide, "Well no, I can't live with that."

But yeah she probably had emotional problems.
 
I wouldn't think twice about knocking her up myself, and then I would do you her sister too, but it's their mother that's got it going on, or am I just dreaming again.

Let's see.
I'm naked.
I'm on a BBS.
Nobody can actually see me.
Yup.
I'm dreaming.
 
It's possible. Elizabeth is 86, and her mother lived to 102. Let's say the Queen has another 5 years left in her. Charles becomes king, and he'll be 69 at that point. Say he has 20 years of his own reign. Then it's 2038, and William is 56, completely bald, and who knows if he'll still be married to Kate at that point, or even if Britain will still be paying for a royal family.

I hope he keeps up his other interests is all I'm saying. He may have to put together a resume someday.
 
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