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William Shatner to Star as Matt Damon in next Trek movie?

Matt Damon: What the hell!? What am I doing in spaced?

Mark Wallberg: How did these monkeys get like this?

Spock: It is logical to assume that Eminem will be on the soundtrack.

Eminem: Yo, I love Star Trek, it's FLY!
 
SCIENCE OFFICER XON: Great, I've been resurrected and I'm in this one

*The cast phasers him to death*
 
TARG: LOL I SHIT ON THE ENTERPRISE-D CARPET THANKS TO Q

Q: WHERE'S MY PAYCHEQUE?
 
George Takie: THis film should be about me! I'm gay, I was interned in WWII, and Shatner stole all my best lines, my life is so hard only a film or possibly my own series would make it better!
 
New Age Poster to play Geordi LaForge in a cameo as an "anonymous" redshirt who gets phaser blasted by a Danny DeVito Klingon in search of other people's latinum.
 
James Doohan & Gene Rodenberry: Weeeeeeeeeeee! We're flying in space without a space suit!
 
Avery Brooks: MORE SHAKESPEARE JOKES DAMMIT!

Rene Auberjonois: It's really not that hard to find decent roles in non-Trek shows...

Garrett Wang, Robert Beltran, Roxann Dawson, Nichelle Nichols, Walter Koenig, Marina Sirtis, Ethan Phillips, Jennifer Not-So-Lean, Wil Wheaton: Oh yes it is.
 
Rene gets one line each week in Boston Legal (and it's usually "Denny, stop that!") but still gets to be in the opening titles.
 
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