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Woman gets Gun stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This was just too wild to believe :D


Gun Stuck Up A Woman's Ass So Far She Has to Have It Surgically Removed

There are three main reasons that I am starting to lean towards the idea that you will not be able to stop drug trafficking.
1) There are more filthy poor people in this world than filthy rich. So there is a nearly inexhaustible supply of people willing to take the risks needed to bring in that easy money.
2) The drug game is just too fucking ruthless.
3) We (Americans) will never quit buying the shit.

So basically drug cartels have an inexhaustible pool from which to draw to sell the shit, their workers will do anything to get you the product, and once it’s here we always buy it so they essentially have a market that will never go away.

Sounds like a solid business to me.

The lengths they will go sometimes can be down right sickening.

In Colombia a woman was held up at the airport at a check point with a sleeping 5 year old girl over her shoulder. Just by fucking chance a check point officer thought the sleeping child looked especially cute and tried to play with her only to discover that the child’s hand was cold to the touch. She called police. The child had been apparently kidnapped and murdered so they could open the kid up and use her body to store kilos of cocaine.

That is the new thing now, murder little orphan kids gut them out and use their bodies to hide contraband. With all of the orphan kids running around in Colombia sadly their disappearance in the night often goes unnoticed. What is it about drug running which makes people so damn heartless? You don't see people go to lengths like that to make sure your pizza arrives at your apartment when they said it would, or that your package gets delivered to where they say it would be when they said it would get there. What do drug dealers do to get this kind of ruthless dedication?

Then we have Tirisa Ruiz, 43, who attempted to smuggle a gun into Picota prison in Bogota, Colombia, thought she could get it past security if she shoved it deep into her rectum. She had shoved it so far up her ass that she had to undergo emergency surgery to remove it from her colon.

Meanwhile, authorities at the Bogota airport were suspicious of another woman trying to board a flight when her passport photo showing short hair didn't match her ass length blonde hair. A search found a packet of more than a pound of cocaine glued to her head, under a wig. It was glued in there so strongly that efforts to remove it by hand were ineffective.

They say Bobby Knight was a master motivator. I don't think he has a damn thing on the guy that made this woman shove a gun into her colon or the guy that convinced a woman to try and smuggle cocaine on an airplane hidden in the chest cavity of a dead child.



Heres the link: http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/021/421.htm

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You know, we'd tame it out eventually if law enforcement would just play the drug cartels' game the way the cartels play it.
 
As my better half often says to me across the table at breakfast when I read incredible stories from the newspaper: "you'd be amazed what people will do when properly motivated."

Is it different from the 10,000 other distinct atrocities committed on people over the centuries? God, we are fiendishly clever when it comes to getting what we want, and our brains are little problem solving machines...better than any computer ever invented.

So no...I'm not surprised that some woman was willing to mother a dead baby filled with dope in order to get some cash out of it. It sickens me, but it doesn't suprise me. Just think about the shit you never hear about...
 
Tom Sawyer said:
So no...I'm not surprised that some woman was willing to mother a dead baby filled with dope in order to get some cash out of it. It sickens me, but it doesn't suprise me. Just think about the shit you never hear about...

I agree. It never surprises me what people will do, or why. It does sicken me, but it doesn't surprise one bit.

If you can imagine it, believe me, someone, somewhere is actually *doing* it. :(
 
Wel whatdayaknow.. I survived another year

I can't believe it, I survived long enough to see another one :eek:

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Thanks for the e-mails guys 8)
 
Thanks Guys

I've always felt strange about being born on the 19th. Seeing that the zodiac sign sagattarius ends on the 21st and Capricorn begins, I've always been confused about which one I belong to. I guess I'm really more like a sagattorn or capritarius than anything ( or somewhere along those lines). My Dad says mines is more like a maniac sign than a zodiac one :)
 
Dear Santa....

If you could go for just one season, without fondling my mom..it would really be appreciated. Every year when we wake up to open our toys, we see you STILL THERE. It funny how you sound just like dad, but we know that you're not because dad's a cheapskate and wouldn't even bother with buying us anything for Christmas...or any other time of the year for that matter.

Each year while we open our toys, we also get to watch you get drunk and make constant passes at our mom while she sits there acting like she's enjoying it. Then the two of you somehow end up in the bedroom. While we can hear the bedsprings creakin, we can also hear you yelling "HO HO HO" while shes yelling "Ugh Ugh Ugh". She comes out later smelling like sex, while once again you disappear out the window. Its also funny how as soon as you leave, fifteen minutes later dad shows up at the front door. We try to tell him what happened, but as usual he's too drunk to want to hear it.


So Santa....this year try and be a little more sensitive and try to keep you paws off my moms breast and ass O.K
 
So boys and Girls, What did you ask Santa to bring you THIS year.

The only thing I want from him this year is for him to help everyone else reach their dreams and to make everyone else happy!!

I cant believe I just typed that :eek:
 
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