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Woman gets Gun stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed

I hit someone with my car today..HARD!!

While out drag racing for Christmas money, some ass in a Santa Suit came running to my car ringing this damned bell. I didnt get a good look at him though. All I can remember is hearing a loud crash, then seeing him fly over the hood and fall behind me in the streets as I gunned the engine and flew home :eek:

I'm thinking that if the police come, A good alibi would be to tell them that I hit a deer. (a really big fat one).That would explain all the blood on the hood and the smashed windshield.

What do you think? Do you think the police will fall for it?

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ROFL :D

Everything happened so fast, all I could remember was hearing something like:

"Ho Ho Ho...Aaaaaagghhh, BOOOOM"

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Sweet. I think 20 pts would be better. Starguard actually left the scene and that gives a little more credit.

"Ho Ho Ho...Aaaaaagghhh, BOOOOM"
Now that's funny.
 
A sixty year old munchkin posting photoshopped porn on a message board frequented by twelve year olds....don't they have laws against this?

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i ALWAYS ASK SANTA FOR A RAISE WHEN i SIT ON HIS LAP IN THE MALL, AND HE ALWAYS DELIVERS!
 
I used to work with Santa.


Well, I think he was Santa. He could of been a drunk who was so down on his luck he was dressing up as Santa each year and working at the Grotto at the Garden Center I used to work at.

That was probably it.

I used to go to the Pub with him at lunch time and get liquored up before going back to work, he would be in full Santa Claus dress, it was great.
 
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