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Woman gets Gun stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed

NATSUMI ABE

and a box of animal crackers
 
I hit someone with my car today..HARD!!

While out drag racing for Christmas money, some ass in a Santa Suit came running to my car ringing this damned bell. I didnt get a good look at him though. All I can remember is hearing a loud crash, then seeing him fly over the hood and fall behind me in the streets as I gunned the engine and flew home :eek:

I'm thinking that if the police come, A good alibi would be to tell them that I hit a deer. (a really big fat one).That would explain all the blood on the hood and the smashed windshield.

What do you think? Do you think the police will fall for it?

:kitty:
 
10 point.. you could have gotten 50 if you wouls have check to see the damage. next time get a visual conformation.
That is all.
 
ROFL :D

Everything happened so fast, all I could remember was hearing something like:

"Ho Ho Ho...Aaaaaagghhh, BOOOOM"

:kitty:
 
Sweet. I think 20 pts would be better. Starguard actually left the scene and that gives a little more credit.

"Ho Ho Ho...Aaaaaagghhh, BOOOOM"
Now that's funny.
 
whoa that is some present you want jack.

And you my little revenge are getting nachos not nacchi
 
A sixty year old munchkin posting photoshopped porn on a message board frequented by twelve year olds....don't they have laws against this?

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Jack wants fisting lessons?
 
yeah he/she seems to be into that.
 
You missed the other two, Jenna.
 
I caught one, where is the other?

:D
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there are some messed up people on this board
 
Trixie said:
there are some messed up people on this board
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Why thank you dear, thats so very sweet of you ....


tea?

;)
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Trixie said:
there are some messed up people on this board
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Isn't it nice to fdeel nirmnbal?
 
are you drinking again?
 
I like beer.
 
Are you people children? Surely you still don't believe in Santa Claus?
 
i ALWAYS ASK SANTA FOR A RAISE WHEN i SIT ON HIS LAP IN THE MALL, AND HE ALWAYS DELIVERS!
 
I used to work with Santa.


Well, I think he was Santa. He could of been a drunk who was so down on his luck he was dressing up as Santa each year and working at the Grotto at the Garden Center I used to work at.

That was probably it.

I used to go to the Pub with him at lunch time and get liquored up before going back to work, he would be in full Santa Claus dress, it was great.
 
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