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Woman gets Gun stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed

Right after you Fucked your girlfriend....

Have you ever asked her " how does her pussy feel?" :eek:

Here are some of the answers I've recieved:

"Its throbbing"

"It sort of hurts"

"I shaved it right before you attacked me and its still sorta raw"

"I can feel it up in my stomach"

"Its sorta numb"

"My lips tingle a little"


If you've ever asked your spouse this right after fucking the shit outta her, what type answers did she give you? :D
 
Never asked a woman that. Mainly because it wasn't exactly the most interesting thing going through my mind at the time. If I had to guess, I'd expect you'd get a look from her about like the one you get from a cat if you pick it up while it's munching on a mouthful of cat food.
 
I'm in agreement with TQ. If we're talking, it's not about how her pussy feels.
 
I cen't believe this...

I just saw on the news that Sylvester Stallone is working on two new movies that he plans to star in:

Rocky 6 and and another Rambo

This guy is pushing 60 years old :eek:

If he goes through with this , I can't wait to see them when they hit the big screens (LOL)
 
Always after me Lucky Charms....

You look like a fucking Kennedy, too, Starguard. Either that or a Trekkie kinda festering in the sun.
 
starguard said:
I just saw on the news that Sylvester Stallone is working on two new movies that he plans to star in:

Rocky 6 and and another Rambo

This guy is pushing 60 years old :eek:

If he goes through with this , I can't wait to see them when they hit the big screens (LOL)
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Nothing indicates that he'll return to being the action star that he was in those franchises. He may be looking to pass the torch. But it'd be funny as hell, if he did decide to be the action star in those films. ;)
 
As was the first Rambo. The rest sucked.

I think that was one of the few roles that really showed Brian Dennehy's intensity.
 
So what did YOU all get for Christmas..

I got some Pussy :D

I said "Thanks mom, just what I always wanted" 8)
 
For all you pedophiles out there...

What is your age limit when it comes to juicing a member of the opposite sex? Assuming that were no laws against statutory rape, how young is too young?

To me... as far as I'm concerned, If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me!

:kitty:
 
If there were no laws, i'd go no lower than 17. But then again i'm 18 so, not much of a stretch there.
 
No, no... The latter half of 15 and it's all good. Any younger than that is just not acceptable. The amount of 15 year old club rats you run across when clubbing in Brighton is worrying. But I'm probably going to up my age to 16 since I'm getting older and it's just weird.

On the flip side I wouldn't even bother persuing a relationship with a girl under the age of 18. They are just too stupid. To be honest I wouldn't take a 15 year old home but not out of moral reasons. There is just no point. And its not pedophilia anyway. A pedophile is someone who is attracted to "children" undeveloped sexually. And, well.. I'm not.
 
Now THIS is just downright wrong

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