Wordforge Really Hates It When I Mention Them Here

[Lanzman]

There was a "Bloom County," years and years ago, that hit the nail on the head. When you've got an intolerant group of people that insist you conform to their views or be driven away, the circle keeps getting smaller and smaller until you get to the point where there's two guys standing there and one of them says "You don't support abortions for transgender polar bears!? Get out!" Then you get a wonderful, happy board where everyone agrees with everyone. I mean, there's only one person on it, but he agrees with him/herself.

Kinda like your board, eh Volpy? Oh wait . . .

 

[Volpone]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh god, that's so funny! It's just as funny today as it has been every time someone's said it for the last 8 years!





Actually, it is just as funny as the last 758 times someone's said it over the last 8 years.

It's kind of like if Coke suddenly decided to put skunk piss in their product and then if anyone complained about the taste said "Oh? And how's YOUR cola selling?"

 

[The Question]

Looking in on them just now: Hooooooooooo DOGIES! as Buddy Ebsen used to say. Seems like Dull and Chump have not only turned on each other, but turned it up to about 9. When it gets to 10 I promise I'll be rollin' with laughter. Sweet little admission from Chump that my ban was basically a premeditated affair, as well. I called that one easily. And Chump's accusation that Dull "used him" to "spring the trap"... Chump. Ol' buddy. Ol' fricasee. Nobody "used" you except in the sense that your assholery is so renowned that it was a handle waiting to be grabbed. Same was true of my own assholery, but here's the difference -- I waved that handle at the fuckers because -- just like you -- their underhanded bullshit had become predictable. Sad. Disappointing, even. But predictable. Gul is a liberal, and liberals lie. Now you know first-hand what you should've taken my word for.

 

[Volpone]

Nobody cares.

 

[The Question]

Nobody cares.

Everybody knows nobody cares. It's people squabbling on message boards, which has about as much gravitas as anything that happened on a BBS, ever. We're all here to waste time, not to cure cancer. Lighten up, Francis.

 

[jack]

My ham and cheese is better than this, faggots.

 

[The Question]

You ought not fuck sandwiches.

 

[Seph]

He will fuck anything I heard.

 

[jack]

I don't fuck them, I eat them

Jesus.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

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[The Question]

I don't fuck them, I eat them

Jesus.

Well, that's a new euphemism for it, I'll give ya that. Sammich fucker. :yuck:

 

[The Question]

I never banned him. I'm not on staff. :shrug:

Sorry mate, according to the TK thread, you conspired with me to ban him.

Seven months on:

(to Gul) It was you that laid the trap for Castle, and used me help to spring it.

It alllllll comes out eventually, doesn't it.

 

[Seph]

I don't fuck them, I eat them

Jesus.

Why do you always shit stir between me and SuN? You always insinuate that she slags me off behind my back and smiles in my face.

If you knew a single thing about her you'd know that doing things behind peoples back isn't her style at all, it's yours you clueless dwarf.

 

[jack]

Don't know how that quip popped into the middle of this discussion, but it makes me smile.

 

[Seph]

ofc you don't, piss head little dwarf.

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[The Question]

This is that part where one of you throws a tire iron at the other. Or a mongoose, I forget which, it's been 80-some-odd years since I last saw how this plays out.

 

[jack]

I'd throw you but I'd need a forklift.

 

[The Question]

And a booster seat to operate it, Short-Round.

 

[jack]

Last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur.