Wordforge Really Hates It When I Mention Them Here

[The Question]

Same with you slagging on the fact that I'm not Ethiopian of build. Y'know, I can lose weight, dwarf, but you'll never gain inches. (I would add, "That's what she said", but the Thai ladyboys you give patronage to don't rightly count as 'she', now do they?)

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

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[jack]

Same with you slagging on the fact that I'm not Ethiopian of build. Y'know, I can lose weight, dwarf, but you'll never gain inches. (I would add, "That's what she said", but the Thai ladyboys you give patronage to don't rightly count as 'she', now do they?)

Oh I don't know, I gain six inches (or more) most every morning. From what I've seen you're still a pretty chunky monkey.

 

[The Question]

Oh I don't know, I gain six inches (or more) most every morning. From what I've seen you're still a pretty chunky monkey.

Just means I could knock you into next week without even trying. You're like Verne Troyer baggin' on the Hulk here, dwarf. Just one more piece of evidence (on top of your love of a Communist and your defense of cronyism) that you're a few eggs short of a henhouse.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

lolwtf?

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[jack]

What an odd thread. They make us look sane and normal.

 

[jack]

Just means I could knock you into next week without even trying. You're like Verne Troyer baggin' on the Hulk here, dwarf. Just one more piece of evidence (on top of your love of a Communist and your defense of cronyism) that you're a few eggs short of a henhouse.

Grow up plebe. It's one Heady Topper short of a 4pack.

You're fucking hopeless. As I said elsewhere my ham and cheese is better than this.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Seven months on:



It alllllll comes out eventually, doesn't it.

I think "seven months on" is more damning than anything else in that post Grudgeboy. The mistake you made was that you thought I was in league with him, which I wasn't. You have misinterpreted the second quote to assume as much. But what I was actually saying the other day was that he saw where are conversation was going and sat back letting me manipulate you into the right position before pouncing with the ban. I was not aware of any intent to ban you when it happened. If you weren't so easily to troll possibly it wouldn't have happened. Plus, had you not pulled the shit you did after your ban, I, and others, including some of the mods, would've argued for your return by now. But it's your own stupidity that stopped that. So you're still the pathetic loser who is still sulking SEVEN MONTHS later. Your new dual is rather amusing though...

 

[The Question]

I think "seven months on" is more damning than anything else in that post Grudgeboy. The mistake you made was that you thought I was in league with him, which I wasn't. You have misinterpreted the second quote to assume as much. But what I was actually saying the other day was that he saw where are conversation was going and sat back letting me manipulate you into the right position before pouncing with the ban.

Which he could not have done were it not for you.

I was not aware of any intent to ban you when it happened.

Which makes you either oblivious or a dimwit. He was already on record as looking out for any opportunity to pull that crap -- and he didn't even settle on a legitimate one.

Plus, had you not pulled the shit you did after your ban, I, and others, including some of the mods, would've argued for your return by now.

You're still operating under the hilarious misconception that I have any interest in being invited back to a board where that kind of one-sided dickery is encouraged and abetted by staff. I simply made sure that no such invitation would ever come along to annoy me.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Which he could not have done were it not for you.

Surely a great mind like you would not have allowed himself to be trolled by me into being banned?

You're still operating under the hilarious misconception that I have any interest in being invited back to a board where that kind of one-sided dickery is encouraged and abetted by staff. I simply made sure that no such invitation would ever come along to annoy me.

Yeah yeah, yeah. You're so over it that you're still reading the board, quoting it and setting up duals....:lol:

 

[The Question]

Surely a great mind like you would not have allowed himself to be trolled by me into being banned?

But maybe I would, and don't call me Shirley.

Yeah yeah, yeah. You're so over it that you're still reading the board, quoting it and setting up duals....:lol:

Just because I've stepped out of the monkey cage does not mean that I am not amused by watching the monkeys.

 

[Volpone]

So to recap: Gul isn't very bright. He's probably brighter than Analcalgon, but that isn't saying much. But he is definitely brighter than El Chup--to the degree that he's able to manipulate him to achieve his ends. Which makes one wonder where St. Skin of Castle stands on the brightness scale if he was tripped up by a fairly dim person being manipulated by a dullard. :/

Oh, and the answer to the "I gain 6" or more every morning" wasn't whatever retarded St. Skin of Castle retardation you said. It was "I don't want to hear about what you do after you close down the local gay bar every night" or somesuch. This isn't hard people. If someone says they're getting 6+ inches every morning, that's a setup for a dick joke.

 

[Volpone]

Oh, and holy shit. That Dayton thread?

1) It is sad and derpressing that it is the hottest thing on WF right now.
2) It is probably Shooter The Libertarian's next excuse to ban him for a month.
3) If you don't have time to read the whole thread, you can get the same effect by getting on the short bus to the Special School and tossing a box full of box cutters and meth out into the compartment.

 

[The Question]

So to recap: Gul isn't very bright. He's probably brighter than Analcalgon, but that isn't saying much. But he is definitely brighter than El Chup--to the degree that he's able to manipulate him to achieve his ends. Which makes one wonder where St. Skin of Castle stands on the brightness scale if he was tripped up by a fairly dim person being manipulated by a dullard. :/

The manipulation wasn't where you think it was. Yes, Chup's predictable. Gul no less so. But given the chance to play out corrupt shenanigans, I let them. Because if that's the kind of board it is, then fuck that board. If they want to run a monkey cage, hooray for them. Better to stand outside it and watch, point, and give commentary than to be in the midst of the monkeys getting shit on my shoes.

Oh, and the answer to the "I gain 6" or more every morning" wasn't whatever retarded St. Skin of Castle retardation you said. It was "I don't want to hear about what you do after you close down the local gay bar every night" or somesuch. This isn't hard people. If someone says they're getting 6+ inches every morning, that's a setup for a dick joke.

I don't even want the concept of the gnome having any kind of sex life in my brain as joke fuel.

 

[The Question]

So to recap: Gul isn't very bright. He's probably brighter than Analcalgon, but that isn't saying much. But he is definitely brighter than El Chup--to the degree that he's able to manipulate him to achieve his ends. Which makes one wonder where St. Skin of Castle stands on the brightness scale if he was tripped up by a fairly dim person being manipulated by a dullard. :/

The manipulation wasn't where you think it was. Yes, Chup's predictable. Gul no less so. But given the chance to play out corrupt shenanigans, I let them. Because if that's the kind of board it is, then fuck that board. If they want to run a monkey cage, hooray for them. Better to stand outside it and watch, point, and give commentary than to be in the midst of the monkeys getting shit on my shoes.

Oh, and the answer to the "I gain 6" or more every morning" wasn't whatever retarded St. Skin of Castle retardation you said. It was "I don't want to hear about what you do after you close down the local gay bar every night" or somesuch. This isn't hard people. If someone says they're getting 6+ inches every morning, that's a setup for a dick joke.

I don't even want the concept of the gnome having any kind of sex life in my brain as joke fuel.

 

[The Question]

So they banned Dunk, too. Probably shouldn't have let him sign up from my wifi. Eh. Like I told him, he's better off. Still, pussies will be pussies.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

They don't like being mentioned because they don't want anyone to know they come here.

 

[Lanzman]

Yeah, I really go out of my way to hide that.

 

[Anna]

So they banned Dunk, too. Probably shouldn't have let him sign up from my wifi. Eh. Like I told him, he's better off. Still, pussies will be pussies.

Riiiiiight. A totally new person that has all your exact writing style and whose first posts involved jumping into the ongoing board drama with Dayton.

I had an obsessive crush in high school that had me writing nasty letters to the chick that sat next to him and band class and creating fake accounts on AOL messenger to get info from him and I was still less consumed with that then you are over a board you say you want nothing to do with.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Riiiiiight. A totally new person that has all your exact writing style and whose first posts involved jumping into the ongoing board drama with Dayton.

I had an obsessive crush in high school that had me writing nasty letters to the chick that sat next to him and band class and creating fake accounts on AOL messenger to get info from him and I was still less consumed with that then you are over a board you say you want nothing to do with.

It's a testament to how bad a writer Castle really is that he cannot hide his style through a dual. One trick pony. No wonder he can't finish a book.