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- Thread starter Eggs Mayonnaise
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
GOOD LUCK!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
OMFG WORK SUCKS TOO MUCH TOO MUCH AND I HAVE TO WORK EXTRA HOURS NEXT WEEK WONT BE HERE MUCH GONNA DIE BYE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Luckily the Mine Field Reunion is the week after.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
HOPE IM ALIVE FOR IT LOLOLOLOLOLKJHGFD
Love Child
One Love
Sorry Eggs.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
DUCKING PC WENT HAYWIRE HALFWAY INTO MY SHIFT HAD TO STARE AT IT WHILE SOME IT GUY REMOTED IN AND FIDDLED WITH IT FOR HOURS DSFEORJKCVNJKZL;DFSVAAAAARRRHGGHHHHH
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
GAY SEX LOL
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gay sex is the norm, all other sexual practices are unnatural.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
But be sure to use lots of lubricant, and check that your video graphics driver is up to date.
Mirah
I love you
I have become the communicator at work. 3 people are communicating to each other through me. Is this a thing?! I don't care, because I am getting paid for it, but it is always strange to me when they could just be talking to each other.
It was annoying today when someone said, "Get Jo's approval" and so I wrote a message to "Jo" and he says, "Run it by Dan first" And so I said, "I already did and he said to get your approval on the price"
It is really a small annoyance compared to any bigger annoyances, but its all I got!
It was annoying today when someone said, "Get Jo's approval" and so I wrote a message to "Jo" and he says, "Run it by Dan first" And so I said, "I already did and he said to get your approval on the price"
It is really a small annoyance compared to any bigger annoyances, but its all I got!
The Question
Eternal
I was on the radio today.
Mirah
I love you
I sent an email to someone in the company alerting them to an address change for someone that did not receive an important time sensitive document, AND I included the change of address in the email I sent to this person-AND the owner of the company.
She wrote back saying, "Okay, as soon as I have the address I can send that document out"
I felt like saying, "Please scroll down" Instead I just scrolled down myself and copied the address and pasted it and said, "Certainly! Here it is!"
That was not the right answer either.
What is the correct way to respond to this sort of situation?
She wrote back saying, "Okay, as soon as I have the address I can send that document out"
I felt like saying, "Please scroll down" Instead I just scrolled down myself and copied the address and pasted it and said, "Certainly! Here it is!"
That was not the right answer either.
What is the correct way to respond to this sort of situation?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I would have simply said "The new address appeared further down in my email. Here it is again: ..."
Politeness and helpfulness is important, but in the corporate culture you also have to cover your ass.
Politeness and helpfulness is important, but in the corporate culture you also have to cover your ass.
The Question
Eternal
Assuming you share the same geographical location as this person:
1. Print the address.
2. Walk to this person's office.
3. Kick their office door off its hinges.
4. Seize said person's throat in your left hand, with the printed address in your right hand.
5. Slam said person up against a wall with your left hand.
6. Shove printed address in said person's eyes with your right hand.
7. Shout: "READ. IT."
8. Beat said person's face until they are bloody and/or unconscious.
9. Urinate on said person while they are unconscious.
1. Print the address.
2. Walk to this person's office.
3. Kick their office door off its hinges.
4. Seize said person's throat in your left hand, with the printed address in your right hand.
5. Slam said person up against a wall with your left hand.
6. Shove printed address in said person's eyes with your right hand.
7. Shout: "READ. IT."
8. Beat said person's face until they are bloody and/or unconscious.
9. Urinate on said person while they are unconscious.
The Question
Eternal
Of course, the preceding list of actionable advice may be outside your comfort zone. I'm only telling you what has worked for me in the past. More than once. Also, my office-mates don't often pull those kind of shenanigans on me now. Because they know what I'll do about it.