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Would you have sex with a Crippled Person?

eloisel said:
No, sex is what you get for building me a deck, fixing stuff around my house, working in my yard, and stuff. Of course, you also get dinner and iced tea. I shop alone.
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And to be able to curl up next to you afterwards, my nose buried in the nape of your neck, smelling your sweet essence as every curve of your body presses gently against me.

There's the real reward.
 
eloisel said:
No, sex is what you get for building me a deck, fixing stuff around my house, working in my yard, and stuff. Of course, you also get dinner and iced tea. I shop alone.
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perfect, i love building and fixing stuff and i hate shopping - what's for dinner ?
 
starguard said:
Just saying dude! :eek:


If someone you knew was either wheelchair bound, or had a leg or arm amputated and asked you to sleep with them, would you do it? :huh:
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I had sex with this man in a wheelchair once. It was totally hawt until the brakes failed and the chair rolled backwards, we knocked into a wall, fell on the floor and kept fucking.
Then he handcuffed me to his wheelchair once and I handcuffed him to his wheelchair and he pointed out to me that he wasn't going anywhere anyway so I handcuffed his chair to the bed.
 
Yes.
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Although I'd have to have a second lover to scratch my back.
 
What's for dinner?

Meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus with almonds and asiago cheese, a green salad with tomatoes, black olives and dressing; deviled eggs, cottage cheese on a slice of pineapple, fresh out of the oven Parker House rolls with butter, peach cobbler, banana pudding, carrot cake, and iced tea.
 
eloisel said:
What's for dinner?

Meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus with almonds and asiago cheese, a green salad with tomatoes, black olives and dressing; deviled eggs, cottage cheese on a slice of pineapple, fresh out of the oven Parker House rolls with butter, peach cobbler, banana pudding, carrot cake, and iced tea.
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Damn. That puts my BBQ chicken, fries, corn on the cob, and salad(lettuce, tomato, black olives) with bacon ranch dressing, and peanuts to shame.:(
 
Why the fuck would I ever fuck Tamar's brains out? Cunt is more crippled than one may imagine. A cripple AND a fucking retard.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Why the fuck would I ever fuck Tamar's brains out? Cunt is more crippled than one may imagine. A cripple AND a fucking retard.
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I don't know why anyone would even suggest it. You've told us quite loudly, and proudly, that you prefer your sex partners to be elderly, dead, and full of maggots.
 
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eloisel said:
What's for dinner?

Meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus with almonds and asiago cheese, a green salad with tomatoes, black olives and dressing; deviled eggs, cottage cheese on a slice of pineapple, fresh out of the oven Parker House rolls with butter, peach cobbler, banana pudding, carrot cake, and iced tea.
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your menu is epicure and most delightful to the mind's eye

and in return your guy gets to play around with planks, nails, and power tools - and (best of all) not go shopping ?

surely a new heaven exists beyond paradise..
 
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Start by chalking the wheelchair.

Hear that Lucy? Now you know how to make your mother happy! :D
 
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