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Wrestling match between Dirk Benedict and Leo Sayer commentary

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
JR: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THIS GREAT MATCH OF WRESTLING GREATNESS, KING!

King: I can't believe! I've wanted to see this match all year!

JR: What, all eight days of the year?

King: Yep! WHoohoo, puppies!

JR: That's two dead babies strapped to a man's chest to simulate breasts, you homo!

King: Oh yeah? If I'm gay, then how come I fucked your daughter in the ear last night?

JR: The 12 year old or the 28 year old?

King: Umm, which would you be angrier about.

JR: 12 year old, obviously! She has a history of ear infections.

King: Oh so that's why my dick started rotting...hey, here comes Leo Sayer!

JR: Uh oh! He's brought Hitler with him!

King: Controversial!

JR: I should know, I married her!

King: Huh?

JR: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said my wife was a whore.

King: I didn't.

JR: I should know, I married her!

King: ...

JR: Look at the size of Leo Sayer's feet, he makes me sick.

King: I have to admit I feel like throwing up too.

JR: Yeah, throwing up your hands and coming quietely when the police arrest you for fucking my 12 year old daughter in the ear.

King: She told me she was 28!

JR: OH GOD, LEO SAYER AND HITLER ARE MAKING OUT!

King: This is sick, this is wrong...wait a minute, that's Dirk Benedict's music!

JR: He'll show us what to do!

King: Who's what with him? Why it's Winston Churchill, the famous black leader!

JR: He's painted his face white for the occasion!

King: Wait a minute, I've just been told in my ear by a fly that NUCLEAR WAR has just broken out in my bedroom!

JR: MINE TOO, FOLKS!

King: Goodnight!

JR: GOODNIGHT YOU DIRTY ###### COONS!
 
He wasn't mean to Leo, he just pointed out that he never lets anyone finish a scentance.
 
Disturbingly I do believe Wacky is correct. Leo does seem like a self indulgent, narc with no guilt or social norms.

He talks about himself in the third person sometimes - Often a sign of inbalance.
 
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