CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
JR: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THIS GREAT MATCH OF WRESTLING GREATNESS, KING!
King: I can't believe! I've wanted to see this match all year!
JR: What, all eight days of the year?
King: Yep! WHoohoo, puppies!
JR: That's two dead babies strapped to a man's chest to simulate breasts, you homo!
King: Oh yeah? If I'm gay, then how come I fucked your daughter in the ear last night?
JR: The 12 year old or the 28 year old?
King: Umm, which would you be angrier about.
JR: 12 year old, obviously! She has a history of ear infections.
King: Oh so that's why my dick started rotting...hey, here comes Leo Sayer!
JR: Uh oh! He's brought Hitler with him!
King: Controversial!
JR: I should know, I married her!
King: Huh?
JR: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said my wife was a whore.
King: I didn't.
JR: I should know, I married her!
King: ...
JR: Look at the size of Leo Sayer's feet, he makes me sick.
King: I have to admit I feel like throwing up too.
JR: Yeah, throwing up your hands and coming quietely when the police arrest you for fucking my 12 year old daughter in the ear.
King: She told me she was 28!
JR: OH GOD, LEO SAYER AND HITLER ARE MAKING OUT!
King: This is sick, this is wrong...wait a minute, that's Dirk Benedict's music!
JR: He'll show us what to do!
King: Who's what with him? Why it's Winston Churchill, the famous black leader!
JR: He's painted his face white for the occasion!
King: Wait a minute, I've just been told in my ear by a fly that NUCLEAR WAR has just broken out in my bedroom!
JR: MINE TOO, FOLKS!
King: Goodnight!
JR: GOODNIGHT YOU DIRTY ###### COONS!
King: I can't believe! I've wanted to see this match all year!
JR: What, all eight days of the year?
King: Yep! WHoohoo, puppies!
JR: That's two dead babies strapped to a man's chest to simulate breasts, you homo!
King: Oh yeah? If I'm gay, then how come I fucked your daughter in the ear last night?
JR: The 12 year old or the 28 year old?
King: Umm, which would you be angrier about.
JR: 12 year old, obviously! She has a history of ear infections.
King: Oh so that's why my dick started rotting...hey, here comes Leo Sayer!
JR: Uh oh! He's brought Hitler with him!
King: Controversial!
JR: I should know, I married her!
King: Huh?
JR: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said my wife was a whore.
King: I didn't.
JR: I should know, I married her!
King: ...
JR: Look at the size of Leo Sayer's feet, he makes me sick.
King: I have to admit I feel like throwing up too.
JR: Yeah, throwing up your hands and coming quietely when the police arrest you for fucking my 12 year old daughter in the ear.
King: She told me she was 28!
JR: OH GOD, LEO SAYER AND HITLER ARE MAKING OUT!
King: This is sick, this is wrong...wait a minute, that's Dirk Benedict's music!
JR: He'll show us what to do!
King: Who's what with him? Why it's Winston Churchill, the famous black leader!
JR: He's painted his face white for the occasion!
King: Wait a minute, I've just been told in my ear by a fly that NUCLEAR WAR has just broken out in my bedroom!
JR: MINE TOO, FOLKS!
King: Goodnight!
JR: GOODNIGHT YOU DIRTY ###### COONS!
