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wtf exisle?

^yeah, we can argue that Crassus comes from another culture (L.A., lol. Another planet as far as I am concerned) and doesn't know the do's and don'ts of social interactions in normal US communities, and therefore, banning him on grounds of cultural misunderstandings is completely racist and politically incorrect. Anything but re-admitting him into ExIsle would be highly unjust!

You are so fucking hot right now.
 
LOL! I love you Dono, I truly do, but Dual and I... you know... erm, we.... well, I had alreadybeen around for quite a long time before you got back here, and there's that really comfy sofa in the Badland's mod lounge, so... well, yeah. Um. You know. ;)
 
LOL! I love you Dono, I truly do, but Dual and I... you know... erm, we.... well, I had alreadybeen around for quite a long time before you got back here, and there's that really comfy sofa in the Badland's mod lounge, so... well, yeah. Um. You know. ;)

See, now I have to shank him. It's a guy thing. Anyway, I totally didn't hear anything you said just now, because I covered my ears and said "lalalalalala" really loud.

Because that's the mature way to handle difficult news...
 
Darling, I'm going to be in Amsterdam for a few days towards the beginning of Septembre. You should totally take the train over for an afternoon. ;)

Donny, you know I love you too. There's no reason to get jealous! :D
 
*continues to fashion stolen spoon from cafeteria into homemade shiv*

Oh, yeah...sure, Dual, no hard feelings...
 
Darling, I'm going to be in Amsterdam for a few days towards the beginning of Septembre. You should totally take the train over for an afternoon. ;)

Ohh, I know the perfect coffee shop for the two of us to meet! Send me the travel dates as soon as you have them, I'll do anything possible to be there!

FBI - stop quarreling over spelling and see if you can meet Dual and me in Amsterdam.


Guys, seriously.... weapons fighting? What happened to the good old 'shirtless, well-oiled (that's oil as in motor oil, not Nivea, thank you very much), tanned, instinct-driven-yet-slightly-civilized men doing the bare-knuckle fight to win the girl' kind of contest? Less lethal, less need of explaining to the doc, wayyy more satisfactory to watch.
 
Darling, I'm going to be in Amsterdam for a few days towards the beginning of Septembre. You should totally take the train over for an afternoon. ;)
Ohh, I know the perfect coffee shop for the two of us to meet! Send me the travel dates as soon as you have them, I'll do anything possible to be there!

Pix or it never happened!

(Dual: I think I figured out why I've never bothered posting that one pic ;))
 
Hahaha I love you both but I also have grad school to pay for.

If anyone wants to stop by Boston this summer for some no-longer-legal-in-Amsterdam fun, though, be my guest.
 
I once carved a combination bow/medieval torture spike out of an oak branch
So...you carved a long, curved stick and tied a string between the ends? And one end was sharp?

Hahaha I love you both but I also have grad school to pay for.

If anyone wants to stop by Boston this summer for some no-longer-legal-in-Amsterdam fun, though, be my guest.

I dunno...in my case, forty+ guy goes to Boston to meet with 20-year-old guy for illicit motives? Sounds a little too Michael Chabon if ya ask me.
 
I dunno...in my case, forty+ guy goes to Boston to meet with 20-year-old guy for illicit motives? Sounds a little too Michael Chabon if ya ask me.

ARCH, DUDE, seriously, what's wrong with that?
(And please keep in mind when replying that this 40-years-old girl has just agreed to go to Amsterdam to meet 20ish-years-old guy for said reasons...and feels NO SHAME AT ALL!)
 
Dude, we've had this discussion before.


Dude, I once carved a combination bow/medieval torture spike out of an oak branch; don't underestimate me. ;)

Better make that first shot count, Lord Fauntleroy. You're not the only one who can make things, I make an ass out of myself every weekend.
 
Ohh, I know the perfect coffee shop for the two of us to meet! Send me the travel dates as soon as you have them, I'll do anything possible to be there!

FBI - stop quarreling over spelling and see if you can meet Dual and me in Amsterdam.


Guys, seriously.... weapons fighting? What happened to the good old 'shirtless, well-oiled (that's oil as in motor oil, not Nivea, thank you very much), tanned, instinct-driven-yet-slightly-civilized men doing the bare-knuckle fight to win the girl' kind of contest? Less lethal, less need of explaining to the doc, wayyy more satisfactory to watch.

Sigh* Girls just don't understand. The acceptable level of violence for talking about one's mother is a rap on the beezer. For inadvertant cockblock, it's shirts off and first blood, OR the purchase of a round of drinks.

For trying to snake a hawt exchange-student internet girlfriend; me make stabby. No death, just a leaky hole or two.

Now if he actually comes to Amsterdam and then brags about it, I gotta go dig a hole in the desert...
 
Yo, grad school = madd chix.

I think Archibald might have something of a point, though. A 20-year-old and a 40-year-old stumbling around yelling about the new moving sidewalks the city just installed would attract certain kinds of attention, and I'm not good enough friends with Linskey or Davis to weasel my way out of that.

Maybe I'll just send him home with a bag of goodies for the drive.
 
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