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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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2/2/07 - Existence continues to draw to an end, tried to make eye contact with a girl on a bus, failed.
 
2/2/07: realized this is the best day ever for UK/US date relations as it's the same both ways.
 
2/2/07
saw cassie's post and realised i can safely write the numbers of the date and not have to worry about getting them mixed up as I always do in RL.
(that's the trouble when you grow up between two big cousins like USA & Britain; you're constantly torn to and fro.)

BSG is on HERE tonight of all nights.
IMHO Friday is silly day to air it, now I understand why I've missed so many eps.
 
2/2/07 - phone is utter shit. ended up using a phone box for the first time in years today, i used a nifty keyboard to write a text message! met well known bald man.
 
2/2/07: Was in on some behind the scenes drama at another board.. what, I wasn't stirring any shit! Discovered Yahoo! answers made an account and I'm trying to think of some (shocking) questions.
 
2/2/07: Discovered vodka. Am now seeing the potential for whole new depths (heights?) of laziness and general MORAL TURPITUDE.
 
2/2/07: Read FBI's post, stood up and applauded. VODKA 4EVAR, COMRADE!!!111
 
3/2/07 - Reminds the above two posters that our time on this planet is finite and could end at any moment and should not be wasted on vodka alone. Waste it with vodka and RAPE.
 
Vodka, rape and MINI CHEDDARS
 
Vodka's nothing if you don't have Parliament to sing along with, small elves to rape, and small cheeses to eat nearby.
 
Feb.3, 2007:
well anything that could go wrong has.
happy birthday to me.
lolz.
 
{{{{HUGGLY WUGGLIES}}}}

I hope Smithy celebrates his next goal by pulling out his doodle to cheer you up.
 
2/3/07 - Decided if I'm going to die anyway, I might as well enjoy the time I have instead of spending it worrying 24/7 about things I have no control over.

LOL I ALMOST KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE THERE LOL
 
2/3/07: Cave of ordeals, getting my ass kicked by dark nuts.
 
2/3/07 - Using an extension keyboard with my laptop, which is they only way I can avoid shorting it out instantly. I need a new machine, sigh.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I hope Smithy celebrates his next goal by pulling out his doodle to cheer you up.

that is a WONDERFUL wish! :D thanks.
 
thanks Eggsy and Cassie!

now, back to Le Samedie Soir Club de Spam!
 
I LIKE A NICE TOSSED SALAD WITH FRENCH UNDRESSING
 
^*resignedly*

it's family.

how much fun can I have?
 
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