[you] is my bitch

[THE LIVING MINGE]

WTF - I ONLY JUST REGISTERED HERE.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh dear.

 

[THE LIVING MINGE]

WHUTS THAT ABOUT HEMLOCK? SOUNDZ LIKE A NICE BEV - I GOTTA GET ME SUMMA THAT SHIT!

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh yes, pls do. Don't forget to offer some to your friends, too. Oh, wait..... nevermind.

 

[THE LIVING MINGE]

I LIEK YOU - WILL YOU BE MY FIRST TROLL KINGDOM FRIEND?

 

[Ilyanna]

Ah, honey, I may be easy... but I'm not cheap.

 

[Charlemagne]

jack, jack, jack. You only say I'm your bitch because you wish the tables were turned. That's right. I'm jack's pimp. And I'm gonna rent her out to Blackfoot and Diego. How does that sound, little girl? *adjust's pimp hat, scratches goatee, and laughs evilly*

 

[Lilac]

I love how all these n00bs think they can pwn Jack. Many have tried. Precious few have succeeded.

 

[Charlemagne]

I only say taunt people if they taunt me first. Comes from going to school in an area where the cleanest insult 9-year-olds have for each other is '"cheese whore".

 

[Charlemagne]

Wow, that first sentence did not come out right. I was only joking with you, jack.

 

[Dirk Funk]

"Cheese whore"? Lulz.

 

[Charlemagne]

Yep. We had TONS of insults for each other. Cheese Whore being both the cleanest and the most memorable.

 

[THE LIVING MINGE]

CHHESE DAMN YOU ALL DO THA TALKIN' ABUT FOOD ALL THE TIMEZ!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But Swiss Cheese is holey.

 

[Iyhara]

I love how all these n00bs think they can pwn Jack. Many have tried. Precious few have succeeded.

only you as I recall hahahah

Lilac couldn't pwn his way out of a bag, Jackie.

Hmm, that's not actually true. You should have seen the bag afterward.

If you REALLY had a 'gina you might be surprised.

You'll never find out, will you?

 

[Malarky]

Dammit. That was my bag he pwned, too

 

[MamaKitty]

I have always known that [you] was someone's bitch.

 

[Malarky]

Specifically, [you] is [random]'s bitch.

 

[Internet Troll]

Specifically, Internet Troll is slob's bitch.

you need to troll harder dipshit..

 

[jack]

Lilac couldn't pwn his way out of a bag, Jackie.

Hmm, that's not actually true. You should have seen the bag afterward.

You'll never find out, will you?

Since I'm the only one that REALLY knows who you are I'd consider a cup of shut the fuck up were I you.

No sugar and a little extra half and half I'm thinking.