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Yub is lurking

No urinal. That's what the garden outside is for, especially in the summer.
 
No urinal. That's what the garden outside is for, especially in the summer.

So you live in a "piss off the front porch" area then? (meaning no neighbors)
 
a urinal in your home? Do you live in a bus station?
 
not for females it doesn't.
 
Other things to consider adding to your home:

Pinball machine
Video arcade
jukebox
Soda fountain
wet bar

stalls and condom machine (in bathroom)
expanded parking lot
bouncer at door
full service kitdchen and dining area with booths
Waitress
Bartender
cooks
liqour license
 
Other things to consider adding to your home:

Pinball machine
Video arcade
jukebox
Soda fountain
wet bar

stalls and condom machine (in bathroom)
expanded parking lot
bouncer at door
full service kitdchen and dining area with booths
Waitress
Bartender
cooks
liqour license

Planning on moving in with Yub, eh?;)
 
He wants a live musical act: I work cheap.
 
Should he have stalls and a water fountain as well?
 
I always wanted to have a recording studio in my house...
 
Yub should have a drive through window installed. Ham sammich anyone?
 
I could go for a ham sammich...
 
I want an underground bunker for secret experiments. I need subjects....hot naked female subjects...



IGOR! GET THE CANDLES AND THE BAMBOO CANE! WE"RE GOING TO THE LAB FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EXPERIMENTATION!
 
pix or it didn't happen!
 
Of course it didn't happen. I'd like it to. You wanna be Igor?
 
Can I be the zany neighbor that never knocks before entering your home?
 
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