Jack, dearest and nearest to my heart

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You're welcome :D
 

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
Here - Let me spell it out for you. You know, so we're clear.

I decline your offer to engage for old time sake.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Like I said....you're welcome. :bigass:

Keep kicking the dead horse if you like. It's what you're best at, after all.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
This is the truth of me and Jack.

I yank his chain.
He yanks yours.

P.S. I never said I would write the truth of me and Jack on this site, just that I would write it on my 10th anniversary here.
 

Seph

Retired Account
well that was worth the wait.

Oh boy, what a ride :bailey:
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
well that was worth the wait.

Oh boy, what a ride :bailey:

I thought Jack clinching his fist and shaking them at the monitor ..."FUCK YOU ELOISEL" was pretty funny.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this was to amuse me only?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I thought Jack clinching his fist and shaking them at the monitor ..."FUCK YOU ELOISEL" was pretty funny.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this was to amuse me only?

LOL that happened where? I never responded to your failed troll anywhere that I know of (hence the backpedaling). Like Eggs says, to claim victory (when there is none) on a trollboard just shows how useless you've become.

Yes, you only have yourself to amuse. Everyone else is well aware of what a dried up passive aggressive hag you are.

Nice fail Pig Princess :bigass:
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Damn...you're SO much better than MOI at this :bigass:


HEY ELOISEL



FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It is even funnier than I remembered.

I can see Jack, spittle and foam coming out of his mouth, shaking his little hairy fist. And what was I doing while Jack was having a fit? Out, with friends, doing fun things, not thinking about Jack at all.

No. I don't have to troll Jack. Jack is the King of Trolls because he trolls himself.

Love you, Jack. Keep on being you. Don't ever change. You keep me laughing.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You poor darling. Claiming victory where there is none. Ah well, besides the cheeseburgers I guess there's not much left, is there? Imagine missing your own troll that you carefully counted down for?

:bigass:
 

Seph

Retired Account
Oh, did I forget to mention that this was to amuse me only?

Yeah you did.

Good job on making yourself laugh though. kudos.
 

Mirah

I love you
This is the truth of me and Jack.

I yank his chain.
He yanks yours.

P.S. I never said I would write the truth of me and Jack on this site, just that I would write it on my 10th anniversary here.

This being said, eloisel has written about "jack". Therefore she has forfeited the 1 million dollars offered her if she would not speak of him or write of him on this forum.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
How many days have you been waiting for me to post in this thread?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
As you see... none. When I realized a couple days later that you had actually missed your announcement deadline I had some fun at your expense.

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eloisel

Forever Empress E
I didn't post to or about Jack for my own reasons.
Did you think I believed you'd pay up?
You don't have a million dollars, never had a million dollars, and if you ever do get a million dollars you wouldn't give it to me.
 

Seph

Retired Account
This being said, eloisel has written about "jack". Therefore she has forfeited the 1 million dollars offered her if she would not speak of him or write of him on this forum.

eloisel to activate backpeddal mode in 3-2-1?
:bailey:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
This being said, eloisel has written about "jack". Therefore she has forfeited the 1 million dollars offered her if she would not speak of him or write of him on this forum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Now all we need is for Beardo to post and the circle will be complete.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Drop in bucket completed.
Carry on.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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Nice fail there, chubbsy.
 
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