Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

Madonna reveals fully nude NFTs — and a shocking 3D model of her vagina

The NFT collection includes a 3D model of Madonna’s vagina — which is on full display on the collection’s NSFW website.

nypost.com

THIS SHOULD BE GWYENTH.

 

[Dr Dave]

Should it?

 

[Cassie]

IT'S GOOPTASTIC!

 

[Mirah]

I seem incapable of cracking an egg without breaking the yolk

Dude.
Just the other day, I clicked on something that I wish I had not. A man cracked an egg w/ his butt cheeks.
I couldn't handle it.
So now we have butt cheek cracking egg man and madonna's vagina.
So cool.
I mean not cool.
I mean, I don't know.

 

[Mirah]

THIS SHOULD BE GWYENTH.

I mean it could be both!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I guess Roger Waters is in town soon after his tour thing was postponed a few years back. I'm not gonna pay $200 for a ticket, but I wonder if I can sneak in with a Ninja costume like Bobby Ewing did on Dallas, that one time, when after that George Kennedy showed up suddenly and was trying to take over Southfork and his catchphrase was "DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT CRAP I'LL TEAR YOU APART!"

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Relatable.

 

[Dr Dave]

0.o

 

[CaptainWacky]

stomach and chest hurt

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've been glued to the toilet all day. Maybe it's transmitted textually.

 

[The Question]

Much like Jolene Blalock's nipples.

I wasn't aware that Vulcan broads have pointy nipples. I'll have to take a closer look. Or several.

 

[jack]

I've been glued to the toilet all day. Maybe it's transmitted textually.

Be careful with that digital stuff. You never know.

 

[Loktar]

I've been glued to the toilet all day. Maybe it's transmitted textually.

You're supposed to use caulk not glue on toilets. I hope you were able to get your ass unglued from the toilet seat.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[The Question]

You're supposed to use caulk not glue on toilets. I hope you were able to get your ass unglued from the toilet seat.

I don't think it's generally sanitary to go laying your caulk directly on the toilet... that's how you get textually transmitted diseases.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]