Annoying Phrases

jack

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Your grammar eludes you as usual. Names are nouns, not phrases. Do try to keep up.

You're an annoying fake asshole, so that would be more fitting with the OP.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Too bad you're not a real person. The real E and I used to have fun. This piece of fake shit just makes me ill.
 

I Love Cunt

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I think I've seen one woman, ever, who fit that word. 6'6", pinup figure, angelic face, Bettie Page hairstyle, black mini-dress, stiletto heels. Met her at a party, she poured me a glass of mead but demanded a kiss in exchange. Yes, I ended up fucking her, which is how I know that yes, she was 100% female.

But that first look, yes, 'stunning' absolutely 100% fit her, because I was literally stunned. Stood there staring like a deer caught in hi-beams.
Well what the fuck happened to this one?
 

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I find it annoying that people cannot handle clock changes. I mean it should be done away with for sure-but seriously just fucking plan for it, don't act like "Ohhh I'm soooo tired because the sun looks different at a different time now"
 

Mirah

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Anything to do with
"Leave the old year behind and something something about a bright, better New Year!"

It is just another day fuck sticks. Same ol time frame. Your life isn't going to magically change after one day, one week or one month.
It takes fucking work. And sometimes drugs, a vacation or a therapist, or some great sex
If you aren't willing to work for these things then dont bother making goals or resolutions.

I should be a life coach.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
It was a party hookup. Guess if it had meant to be more than that, it would have. But three hours and that's it? Best relationship ever.
As long as it was awesome and she made some noise when you bottomed out....all is well.
 
Anything to do with
"Leave the old year behind and something something about a bright, better New Year!"
Similar is "Come on, man, get with it! It's <the current year>!"

So fucking what? <The current year> isn't an excuse for jack shit. When people were burning women to death on stakes, it was <the current year> then, too. If you want to make something great of yourself, wonderful, but don't give <the current year> credit for it. If, on the other hand, you want to debase yourself like an amoral, brainless fuckin' animal, don't blame the calendar.
 
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