CNN "Fact Checkers" Need To Actually Check The Facts

[The Question]

Trump: "Terrorists have been caught crossing our border."

CNN: "Nuh uh! Lyin' doody-head!"

Uh... oops:

 

[jack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is the idiot that said MS-13 members were in the "caravan". Thanks for the laugh today. I needed one.

btw, show the statistics that back up that fake tweet, dear. Protip: they don't exist.

 

[jack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/doj-...nvicted-international-terrorism-and-terrorism

 

[jack]

Thanks for the laughs Johnny. You Trumpettes need to clean the spittle out of your collective mouthpieces. They seem kind of....I don't know....clogged.

 

[jack]

LOL!

https://www.newsandguts.com/link/mi...awhwtBitdZFeOeEM1qYx1kpj82hFoOfjHk3Nf45kwgXmw

 

[The Question]

Your link there says the same thing the tweet alludes to, dumbass. You can't prove I'm wrong by proving I'm right. It doesn't work like that. Now can that maniacal dementia laughter and go take remedial reading.

The statistics that prove that tweet don't exist! Hurrr! *provides the statistics he claims doesn't exist*

Jesus, it's like you're being deliberately, nay aggressively retarded. Not merely, "Durr!" but

"DURRRRR, MUTHAFUCKAAAAA!!! HURRRP A DURRRRRRRR!!! "

 

[jack]

Your reading comprehension skills are lacking. It completely makes you a liar.

 

[The Question]

Okay, even though you're incorrect on both points within that compound statement, let's take that statement as a given.

How does that work?

If somebody's reading comprehension is lacking, they don't meet the prerequisite level of knowledge required to knowingly lie.

See, this is your problem, Jack. It's not just that you're misinformed -- it's that you lack the fundamental ability to process even the information you've got.

In short: you're not just wrong, you're stupid.

 

[The Question]

See, and that typifies most supporters of the Demmunists: sloppy thinking. Reliance on emotion over reason, heavy preference for what they want to be true over what is true. You really, really want Trump to be wrong about whether or not known terrorists are apprehended at the border, so when CNN tells you you're right, WOOHOO!

When DHS says, "No, Trump is right, we are catching terrorists at the border," you have fucking fits and go into contortions to avoid accepting that Trump was actually right and the facts back him up.

 

[jack]

Thanks for the laughs, Johnny

 

[The Question]

insubstantial blather

Do it again, it so improves your credibility.

 

[jack]

I was bummed til I read this thread. Now I'm all smiles.

 

[The Question]

Could have achieved the same effect by throwing you a ball of tinfoil to chew on.

 

[jack]

No, it's your continued stupidity and "wet brain" that makes me smile

 

[The Question]

Then you're smiling about imaginary shit. We used to lock up nutbags who did that.

 

[jack]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Are you French? Or is this "we" you and all the other people that live in that wetbrain of yours?

 

[The Question]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Are you French? Or is this "we" you and all the other people that live in that wetbrain of yours?

"We" as in "civilization in general." Nutbags who laughed hysterically about nothing often ended up committed to institutions until their heads were back on straight. How were you unable to figure that out, you mental homunculus?

 

[jack]

I'm so sure "civilisation in general" and you have anything in common. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[The Question]

Calm down, mushroom tip, you're rapidly sliding into Jillian territory.

 

[jack]

Don't know what a "Jillian territory" is, but you're so demented it's laughable. Dry out a little wetbrain. You're leaving a moist trail behind you.

Reminds me of a snail in some ways. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA