COVID-19 check in thread

[Cassie]

"I misspoke"

 

[whisky]

Anyone queued outside a pharmacy to pick up a prescription yet? Always a big long queue with people stood two meters apart, I keep wanting to play the music from the full monty.

 

[jack]

wow. I misspoke

 

[Dr Dave]

He should go back to be obsessed with poop, the shit head.

 

[Cassie]

FLORIDA MAN!

He's opening the beaches.

 

[Dr Dave]

What an idiot.

 

[Cassie]

Crazies out everywhere.

I know people say if they get sick they deserve it, but I don't want them to get sick. I just want them to stop being retarded.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's like the 20th century never happened, and we've regressed back to the days of Charles Dickens.

 

[Dr Dave]

Or use the word retarded...

 

[Cassie]

Nothing wrong with the word retarded.

 

[Cassie]

USA USA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What does Bill Gates gain from spending billions of dollars funding a cure for a fake virus?

 

[Cassie]

Stored in the balls https://nypost.com/2020/04/19/testicles-may-make-men-more-vulnerable-to-coronavirus-study/

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope they all get it. It’s the only way they’ll learn.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But how many other not-idiot people will they have spread it to in the meantime?

Like someone said, they're like drunk drivers. It's not about if they die, it's about the innocents they kill behind the wheel.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope they all get it. It’s the only way they’ll learn.

They won't learn.

 

[Mentalist]

Piers fucking Morgan has been a continuous voice of sanity and reason through this entire crisis. We're definitley living in a Black Mirror episode.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a twat but he's smart enough to know when to stop backing an ever bigger twat.

 

[jack]

Hoping these guys die is actually a form of eco-terrorism. The virus doesn't pay any attention to that. It doesn't have an "intent". It just likes close quarters and low ventilation. Like what's going on in Philly as I type this. The virus is very active at this point, and the crowd there is just a petri dish in a greater experiment. These guys want their freedoms, but it isn't going to do much good if they're sick or dead.

 

[Dr Dave]

*grumbles*

Idiots were out and about today.