Fearne Cotton has nearly one million followers on Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

http://twitter.com/Fearnecotton

But sadly there's no way to know how many of them are ironic followers.

 

[Gagh]

Or indeed, are her.

 

[Conchaga]

Who?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Devil's favourite demon.

 

[headvoid]

She is actually Davros you know.

 

[Gagh]

I'd still give her one, in the hope it would shut her up. One of my exes looked a lot like her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did she also sound like her voicebox had been gone over with a cheesegrater?

 

[Gagh]

It did to me by the time we were finishing up with each other. In fact, it sounded a lot like a Nazi's voice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah I'd probably have sex with her too, but I'd make an ironic comment afterwards so that she'd never be quite sure if I was genuinely having sex with her or just doing it as an excuse to make the ironic comment.

 

[whisky]

I wouldn't have sex with her, because she would no doubt say something and use the wrong vowel in a vein attempt to sound funny, like something out of allo allo from 20 years ago.

I'm comang!

The only good thing about her radio one show is the increasing frequency that she is not on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that what she does? Vowel misuse based humour?

 

[The Tomtrek]

If you did sleep with her at least she'd say how the sex was really good and that you're her favourite band and it's amazing to meet you.

 

[headvoid]

She met an Egg once

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU I HAVE GOT ALL YOUR ALBUMEN

she said

 

[The Tomtrek]

Look out for the new Albumen!


It's out now!

 

[whisky]

That egg had a lot of followers, it had a massive hentorage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had to pos rep them all to be nice.

 

[headvoid]

I hope this thread doesn't die too quickly. Fearne Cotton hate keeps me warm and fuzzy at night.

 

[Conchaga]

Who?

Basically, if she's not big enough to get recognized in the States, why should I care?

 

[headvoid]

She is talentless and is as daft as a plank. With brainless statements such as that Conchaga, I am sure she would fit right in to your country.

 

[Conchaga]

Is it sad that I'm not really upset with that statement because I agree with it to some degree?