Fearne Cotton has nearly one million followers on Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

Did Craig David ever make it in the States?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was listening to Radio One this afternoon when The Inbetweeners cast were on and blow me down if it isn't Fearne Cotton's ABSOLUTE FAVOURITIST SHOW EVER! She's apparently been cold calling the production team asking to be in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COTTON!!! *shakes fist*

 

[Gagh]

I hear Cameron is Cotton's most favouritist Prime Minister.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's literally a total leg'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's all punch her.

 

[whisky]

regular or donkey?

 

[headvoid]

I bemoan the lack of an internet cattle prod.

 

[CaptainWacky]

face punch

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A friend of mine once sat on a table near Miquita Oliver in Starbucks but sadly didn't work up the courage to do her head in.

Though, she has gone up (down?) my shitlist a little after getting suspended for calling Ke"$"ha a cunt on T4.

 

[Gagh]

Mugabe is like her favourite all time number one evil deranged dictator.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fearne Cotton makes Miquita Oliver look like Victor Ebuwa (a cool person.)

 

[The Call Of Nature]

is this Fearne Cotton someone one must know? Cause I've never heard of him/her

 

[whisky]

just a talentless UK JD

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You're missing out on fuck all. She's an annoying, vacuous, self important, self aggrandising, hoarse voiced, arse licking bint.

And for some reason she's also really famous.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A MILLION PEOPLE DISAGREE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Probably the same people who voted for Ulrika to win CBB6.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where were they this year!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Probably used up their life savings voting for Dave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Glory!