Future site of the Taylor Swift thread

[SAUSAGEMAN]

no

 

[CaptainWacky]

Taylor fails to renew Hiddleston's contract after standard three month review period. Goes to the gym with this hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday Taylor Swift (27)!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAY, YOU CAN COME OUT OF HIDING NOW.

 

[Dershocka]

As long as she comes out of hiding to take some sexy pics. But, as far as music goes, she should stay in hiding.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She is culture.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

John Mayer had some unkind comments to mark the occasion. Tsk tsk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like, ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

SNAKES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can she not do a song about something nice like kittens.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I thought the song was terrible, but by the 5th listen I grew to love it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ That could describe almost anything she's released. I think SHE'S A WITCH!

 

[Cassie]

That's the truth!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Nah, I never warmed up to Welcome to New York and Shake It Off, and things like Blank Space and New Romantics I loved on first listen.

 

[Cassie]

The hot takes are clogging the tubes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hot take: Taylor Swfit is human.

 

[Cassie]

SHE IS ROBOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It does feel more like a proper song when it has a proper video rather than animated snakes.

 

[Cassie]

If she'd released the video first then the hot takes would have been much different. lol

GET 'EM TAYLOR!